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    =>  New sites
    =>  Bits and bytes     
    =>  Weird News 
    =>  Funny Quotes
    =>  Software Recommendation
    =>  User Tip 
    =>  Subscribe/Unsubscribe information

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 NEW SITES
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* All Things Dark and Gruesome

This site contains links to other sites that offer "educational"
stuff about morbid things and places. Warning! Some of 
you might find some links rather disgusting... 
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* Art Cars

Here's a collection of the weirdest cars I've ever seen. Go 
take a look... and have a nice trip!
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* Found Stuff

They collect found stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' 
homework, to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, 
telephone bills, doodles- anything that gives a glimpse 
into someone else's life. Just about anything goes...
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* Live Jail Cam

Isn't technology great? You can now watch prisoners, live 
broadcasted from their own cell. Did you say Big Brother?
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 BITS AND BYTES... to make PC-life more fun and easy!
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About Morpheus

Morpheus is, just like Napster, a full-featured P2P file-sharing 
application that allows you to search for all types of digital 
media. Morpheus offers advanced features such as playlist 
creation and media management to easily organize your file 
collection. The program automatically resumes broken 
content streams, and simultaneously transfers content files 
from multiple sources for fast downloads of large files, even 
from users with slower connection speeds. 

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 WEIRD NEWS
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A man in Germany, who took his girlfriend hostage, down-
graded his ransom demands from �10,000 and a car to 
a crate of lager and two packs of cigarettes. The 23-year-
old threatened to kill his 26-year-old girlfriend after taking 
her hostage at knife-point in Germany. The siege ended 
peacefully after a police psychologist intervened and he 
was overpowered by officers when he went to the front door 
to collect his beer.

A gang in Germany are holding trees 'hostage' by threatening 
to chop them down if their owners don't hand over hundreds 
of pounds. Police say adverts in Hanover claim the gang will 
take on every kind of garden work at a reasonable price. But 
when they show up as arranged, the men take out chainsaws 
and threaten to cut down trees if they aren't given money. One 
woman has already lost two trees for failing to find the money 
in time.

A newly-wed couple in Malaysia had to call an ambulance 
when they discovered they couldn't disengage after having sex.
The more anxious they became the more difficult it was for 
them to pull apart. The couple, in their 20s, finally contacted 
a medical centre for help. Paramedics persuaded them to 
relax and they were separated. To add to their embarrassment, 
neighbours and other villagers in Taiping were alerted to their 
situation by the presence of the ambulance late at night.

Two monkeys have married in a Romanian village after 
a 'whirlwind romance'. Villagers organised the ceremony 
to unite Jimmy and Luiza who had been friendly for a few 
weeks. Guests say the monkey bridegroom was scared 
by the number of people attending the 'wedding' and refused 
to get out of his cage, but his bride enjoyed every minute of it.
The newspaper Cotidianul, reports she only appeared to 
have problems with her veil and dress. The guests, including 
the mayor, toasted the union with strong plum brandy before 
taking the bride on a parade through the streets of Feleacu.
They carried on the celebrations at a pub and the bride was 
taken to her new husband's cage at night.

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 FUNNY QUOTES
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"I know the difference between sadist and masochist... but
you're going to have to beat it out of me."
- Scott Leiter

"I think a good way to get into a movie is to show up where
they�re making the movie, then stick a big cactus plant onto
your buttocks and start yowling and running around. Everyone
would think it was funny, and the head movie guy would say,
'Hey, let�s put him in the movie.'"
- Jack Handey

"If you ever get your tongue stuck to a flagpole, the best
way to handle the situation is to take off all your clothes.
Then people will say, 'Hey, look at the naked guy!' instead
of, 'Hey, look at the idiot with his tongue stuck to a
pole!'."
- Craig Stacey

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 SOFTWARE RECOMMENDATION
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* Quick-Burn (3.2 MB) Shareware

Do you want to create Audio CD's fast? Without a lot of 
options you don't really need? Then you need Quick-Burn! 
A plain and simple, but powerfull program that does what 
you want: Write Audio CD's from WAVE and MP3 files! No 
need to convert MP3 to your harddisk first, QuickBurn 
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 USER TIP
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"Hard Drive or Hard Disk"

Common name for the disk drive you store your files on
inside the computer case. It runs 'round and 'round like
a record on a record player. It has a pickup arm similar
to those on record players. (Who's seen a record player
lately? Anyone?)

The hard disk twirls at about 5,000 RPM. Faster drives
spin at around 7,500 RPM. No matter how fast the processor
is, it still has to wait on the hard drive. 

One more thing: if you download anything and aren't sure if
you should "save to disk" or "open from current location", 
always save to disk. That's your hard drive we're talking
about. If you open from the current location, it won't be
saved on your computer. Makes sense, I hope!

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