huahahahahahahah.. lucu, lucu sekali... hahahahahaha.... eh ada yang mau kursus inggris sama saya gak? (hehehe, jadi nemu lahan bisnis...)
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> Stress Reliever #1
> Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
> Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
> your picture and the problem disappears.
> Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
> Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem
> can there be greater than this one?"
>
>
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> Stress Reliever # 2
> Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
> and lighten your burden.
> Boy: It's very kind of ! you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
> troubles.
> Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
>
>
________________________________________________________________________
> Stress Reliever # 3
> Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
> give up my seat to a lady.
> Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
> Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
>
>
________________________________________________________________________
> Stress Reliever # 4
> Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of
> the night?"
> Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
> Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?!"
> Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."
>
>
________________________________________________________________________
> Stress Reliever # 5
> Father to son after exam: "let me see your report
> card."
> Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare
> his parents."
>
>
________________________________________________________________________
> Stress Reliever # 6
> A teacher asked her class for sentences using the
> word "beans"..
> "My father grows beans," said one student.
> "My father cooks beans," said another.
> Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human
> beans."
>
>
________________________________________________________________________
> Stress Reliever # 7
> Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your
> success as a
> millionaire to?"
> Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
> Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were
> you before you
> married her?"
> Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
>
>
________________________________________________________________________
> Stress Reliever # 8
> Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours
> forever.
> The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
>
>
________________________________________________________________________
> Stress Reliever # 9
> A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after
> sex?
> He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.
>
>
________________________________________________________________________
>
> Stress Reliever # 10
> Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak
> and exhausted! Are
> you having your meals three times a day as I have
> advised?
> Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males
> a day.!
>
________________________________________________________________________
> Stress Reliever # 11
> Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in
> the U.S. ?
> Answer: Because people started licking the wrong
> side.
>
>
________________________________________________________________________
> Stress Reliever # 12
> A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in
> me - my pretty face
> or my sexy body?
> He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I
> like your sense of
> humour.
>
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> Stress Reliever #1
> Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
> Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
> your picture and the problem disappears.
> Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
> Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem
> can there be greater than this one?"
>
>
________________________________________________________________________
> Stress Reliever # 2
> Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
> and lighten your burden.
> Boy: It's very kind of ! you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
> troubles.
> Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
>
>
________________________________________________________________________
> Stress Reliever # 3
> Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
> give up my seat to a lady.
> Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
> Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
>
>
________________________________________________________________________
> Stress Reliever # 4
> Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of
> the night?"
> Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
> Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?!"
> Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."
>
>
________________________________________________________________________
> Stress Reliever # 5
> Father to son after exam: "let me see your report
> card."
> Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare
> his parents."
>
>
________________________________________________________________________
> Stress Reliever # 6
> A teacher asked her class for sentences using the
> word "beans"..
> "My father grows beans," said one student.
> "My father cooks beans," said another.
> Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human
> beans."
>
>
________________________________________________________________________
> Stress Reliever # 7
> Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your
> success as a
> millionaire to?"
> Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
> Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were
> you before you
> married her?"
> Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
>
>
________________________________________________________________________
> Stress Reliever # 8
> Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours
> forever.
> The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
>
>
________________________________________________________________________
> Stress Reliever # 9
> A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after
> sex?
> He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.
>
>
________________________________________________________________________
>
> Stress Reliever # 10
> Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak
> and exhausted! Are
> you having your meals three times a day as I have
> advised?
> Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males
> a day.!
>
________________________________________________________________________
> Stress Reliever # 11
> Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in
> the U.S. ?
> Answer: Because people started licking the wrong
> side.
>
>
________________________________________________________________________
> Stress Reliever # 12
> A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in
> me - my pretty face
> or my sexy body?
> He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I
> like your sense of
> humour.
>
__________________________________________
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