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Subject: RE: [Wismamas] JOKE of the day!!!
Wah ....artinya apa ya....saya gak tau lucunya
gimana...
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Re: [Wismamas] JOKE of the day!!!
Wadhuh.....Roaming
nih....hehehhehehe....
Ada nyang bisa translate..??? Ora mudeng
ki...
--- [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
> Stress Reliever
#1
> Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.
Why?
> Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look
at
> your picture and the problem disappears.
> Wife : You see, how
miraculous and powerful I am for you?
> Hubby : Yes, I see your picture
and say to myself, "What other problem
> can there be greater than this
one?"
>
>
________________________________________________________________________
>
Stress Reliever # 2
> Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your
worries, troubles
> and lighten your burden.
> Boy: It's very kind
of ! you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
> troubles.
>
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married
yet.
>
>
________________________________________________________________________
>
Stress Reliever # 3
> Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this
morning, he told me to
> give up my seat to a lady.
> Mom: Well, you
have done the right thing.
> Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's
lap.
>
>
________________________________________________________________________
>
Stress Reliever # 4
> Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home
at this time of
> the night?"
> Husband to wife: "Golfing with
friends, my dear."
> Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?!"
> Husband to
wife: "Yes, We used night
clubs."
>
>
________________________________________________________________________
>
Stress Reliever # 5
> Father to son after exam: "let me see your
report
> card."
> Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to
scare
> his
parents."
>
>
________________________________________________________________________
>
Stress Reliever # 6
> A teacher asked her class for sentences using
the
> word "beans"..
> "My father grows beans," said one
student.
> "My father cooks beans," said another.
> Then little
Johnny spoke up: "We are all human
>
beans."
>
>
________________________________________________________________________
>
Stress Reliever # 7
> Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe
your
> success as a
> millionaire to?"
> Millionaire: "I owe
everything to my wife."
> Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What
were
> you before you
> married her?"
> Millionaire: "A
Billionaire"
>
>
________________________________________________________________________
>
Stress Reliever # 8
> Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be
yours
> forever.
> The guy replies: Thanks for the
warning.
>
>
________________________________________________________________________
>
Stress Reliever # 9
> A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife
after
> sex?
> He replied: Depends, if I can find a
phone.
>
>
________________________________________________________________________
>
>
Stress Reliever # 10
> Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly
weak
> and exhausted! Are
> you having your meals three times a day
as I have
> advised?
> Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said
three males
> a
day.!
>
________________________________________________________________________
>
Stress Reliever # 11
> Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps
in
> the U.S. ?
> Answer: Because people started licking the
wrong
>
side.
>
>
________________________________________________________________________
>
Stress Reliever # 12
> A wife asked her husband: What do you like most
in
> me - my pretty face
> or my sexy body?
> He looked at her
from head to toe and replied: I
> like your sense of
>
humour.
>
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