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________________________________ From: [email protected] on behalf of Toto Rahayu (JA/EID) Sent: Mon 12/5/2005 3:48 PM To: '[email protected]' Subject: RE: [Wismamas] JOKE of the day!!! hahahaha..........ini baru lucu....... kok gak pernah kedengeran kabarnya pak Koer... Kemana aja nih? ________________________________ From: [email protected] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, December 05, 2005 3:48 PM To: [email protected] Subject: RE: [Wismamas] JOKE of the day!!! lucunya kalau di samping komputer sampeyan ada cermin nach ...liat raut wajah sampeyan yang nggak 'mudeng' bikin kita senyam-senyum...... goal .....Pak Toto !!!! ________________________________ From: [email protected] on behalf of Toto Rahayu (JA/EID) Sent: Mon 12/5/2005 3:17 PM To: '[email protected]' Subject: RE: [Wismamas] JOKE of the day!!! Wah ....artinya apa ya....saya gak tau lucunya gimana... -----Original Message----- From: [email protected] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, December 05, 2005 3:12 PM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: [Wismamas] JOKE of the day!!! Wadhuh.....Roaming nih....hehehhehehe.... Ada nyang bisa translate..??? Ora mudeng ki... --- [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > Stress Reliever #1 > Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? > Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at > your picture and the problem disappears. > Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? > Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem > can there be greater than this one?" > > ________________________________________________________________________ > Stress Reliever # 2 > Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles > and lighten your burden. > Boy: It's very kind of ! you, darling, But I don't have any worries or > troubles. > Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet. > > ________________________________________________________________________ > Stress Reliever # 3 > Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to > give up my seat to a lady. > Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. > Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap. > > ________________________________________________________________________ > Stress Reliever # 4 > Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of > the night?" > Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear." > Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?!" > Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs." > > ________________________________________________________________________ > Stress Reliever # 5 > Father to son after exam: "let me see your report > card." > Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare > his parents." > > ________________________________________________________________________ > Stress Reliever # 6 > A teacher asked her class for sentences using the > word "beans".. > "My father grows beans," said one student. > "My father cooks beans," said another. > Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human > beans." > > ________________________________________________________________________ > Stress Reliever # 7 > Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your > success as a > millionaire to?" > Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." > Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were > you before you > married her?" > Millionaire: "A Billionaire" > > ________________________________________________________________________ > Stress Reliever # 8 > Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours > forever. > The guy replies: Thanks for the warning. > > ________________________________________________________________________ > Stress Reliever # 9 > A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after > sex? > He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone. > > ________________________________________________________________________ > > Stress Reliever # 10 > Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak > and exhausted! Are > you having your meals three times a day as I have > advised? > Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males > a day.! > ________________________________________________________________________ > Stress Reliever # 11 > Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in > the U.S. ? > Answer: Because people started licking the wrong > side. > > ________________________________________________________________________ > Stress Reliever # 12 > A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in > me - my pretty face > or my sexy body? > He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I > like your sense of > humour. > __________________________________________ Yahoo! DSL - Something to write home about. Just $16.99/mo. or less. dsl.yahoo.com Gabung, Keluar, Mode Pengiriman: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Database Warga Wismamas: http://www.wismamas.tk Gajian & Pulsa Gratis Tiap Minggu ? Siapa Takut !!! Kunjungi http://www.eviplus.tk Yahoo! 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