NO i do not agree; cde find time with those people who are not affiliated with the forum and play there!! i am not being rude this is not the place for this.
On Wed, Mar 4, 2009 at 5:37 PM, thulani kunene <[email protected]> wrote: > This is really funny comrade,we can do with some lighthearted stuff. > > door to door maqabane singafani nalabantu be cope abashayela top > > On Wed, Mar 4, 2009 at 5:17 PM, Aubrey Tshabalala < > [email protected]> wrote: > >> -Brilliant (on the lighter note) >> >> The driver, a young black man in a n Armani suit, Gucci shoes, >> RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the farmer >> , 'If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, >> will you give me a calf?' >> >> Van looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully >> grazing herd and calmly answers; 'Sure, Why not?' >> >> The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects >> it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the >> Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his >> location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the >> area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. >> >> The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and >> exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany . >> >> Within mere seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the >> image has been processed and the data is stored. He then accesses a >> MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email >> on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. >> >> Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, >> miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the farmer and >> says, 'You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.' >> >> 'That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,' says Van . >> >> He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused >> as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. >> >> Then Van says to the young man, 'Hey, if I can tell you exactly what >> your business is, will you give me back my calf?' >> >> ! The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, 'Okay, why >> not?' >> >> 'You're a Member of the elite CONGRESS OF THE PEOPLE(COPE) Party', >> says Van . >> >> 'Wow! That's correct,' says the yuppie, 'but how did you guess that?' >> >> 'No guessing required.', answered the farmer . 'You showed up here even >> though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already >> knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter >> than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cows...this is a herd >> of sheep. . . .Now give me back my dog. >> >> >> “This e-mail is sent on the Terms and Conditions that can be accessed by >> Clicking on this link http://www.vodacom.co.za/legal/email.jsp " >> >> >> >> --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You are subscribed. This footer can help you. Please POST your comments to [email protected] or reply to this message. You can visit the group WEB SITE at http://groups.google.com/group/yclsa-eom-forum for different delivery options, pages, files and membership. To UNSUBSCRIBE, please email [email protected] . You don't have to put anything in the "Subject:" field. You don't have to put anything in the message part. All you have to do is to send an e-mail to this address (repeat): [email protected] . -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
