Mthula's I never knew that u are such a comedian. cope people thinks that they are smarter than us.
> i hear your point and i respect your view to be all serious about this > matter. > > the joke reflects the attitude of cope members towards our people. > > they are ignorant and dont know whats really happening and the joke for me > was just funny and true. > > in my view we cant go through life all serious and not laughing about > things > around us. > > just relax a bit my comrade and do your door to door.you will experience a > lot of funny characters and you will laugh and enjoy when you do door to > door,blitzes and generaly voter contact. > > so i dont think the forum has to be all serious. > > i am regular reader and just dont have time to participate in terms of > responding because of my busy schedule and huge amounts mail i get from > the > forum and other people. > > so tell me comrade which BET do you belong to? > On Mon, Mar 9, 2009 at 3:56 PM, Dalton Dan Gama > <[email protected]>wrote: > >> NO i do not agree; cde find time with those people who are not >> affiliated >> with the forum and play there!! i am not being rude this is not the >> place >> for this. >> >> >> On Wed, Mar 4, 2009 at 5:37 PM, thulani kunene <[email protected]> >> wrote: >> >>> This is really funny comrade,we can do with some lighthearted stuff. >>> >>> door to door maqabane singafani nalabantu be cope abashayela top >>> >>> On Wed, Mar 4, 2009 at 5:17 PM, Aubrey Tshabalala < >>> [email protected]> wrote: >>> >>>> -Brilliant (on the lighter note) >>>> >>>> The driver, a young black man in a n Armani suit, Gucci shoes, >>>> RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the >>>> farmer >>>> , 'If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your >>>> herd, >>>> will you give me a calf?' >>>> >>>> Van looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his >>>> peacefully >>>> grazing herd and calmly answers; 'Sure, Why not?' >>>> >>>> The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, >>>> connects >>>> it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the >>>> Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his >>>> location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the >>>> area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. >>>> >>>> The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and >>>> exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany . >>>> >>>> Within mere seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the >>>> image has been processed and the data is stored. He then accesses a >>>> MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email >>>> on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. >>>> >>>> Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, >>>> miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the farmer and >>>> says, 'You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.' >>>> >>>> 'That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,' says Van >>>> . >>>> >>>> He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused >>>> as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. >>>> >>>> Then Van says to the young man, 'Hey, if I can tell you exactly what >>>> your business is, will you give me back my calf?' >>>> >>>> ! The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, 'Okay, why >>>> not?' >>>> >>>> 'You're a Member of the elite CONGRESS OF THE PEOPLE(COPE) Party', >>>> says Van . >>>> >>>> 'Wow! That's correct,' says the yuppie, 'but how did you guess that?' >>>> >>>> 'No guessing required.', answered the farmer . 'You showed up here >>>> even >>>> though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already >>>> knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much >>>> smarter >>>> than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cows...this is a >>>> herd >>>> of sheep. . . .Now give me back my dog. >>>> >>>> >>>> “This e-mail is sent on the Terms and Conditions that can be accessed >>>> by >>>> Clicking on this link http://www.vodacom.co.za/legal/email.jsp " >>>> >>> >>>> > > > -- > mtkunene > > > > Mofokeng Tlhoriso 073 8454 762 [email protected] P.O. Box 28220 Sonland Park 1944 ------------------------------------------- South Africas premier free email service - www.webmail.co.za ------------------------------------------------------------------ R30000 funeral cover for the whole Family. SMS webmail to 32909 --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You are subscribed. This footer can help you. Please POST your comments to [email protected] or reply to this message. You can visit the group WEB SITE at http://groups.google.com/group/yclsa-eom-forum for different delivery options, pages, files and membership. To UNSUBSCRIBE, please email [email protected] . You don't have to put anything in the "Subject:" field. You don't have to put anything in the message part. All you have to do is to send an e-mail to this address (repeat): [email protected] . -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
