[YCLSA Discussion] on the lighter note

[Mduduzi H Vilakazi]

Cde Dalton,   Cde Thulani raised this thing on a lighter note, take it as such please!!   Internal Auditor Dept of Public Works Mpumalanga Government Cell: 073 538 3973       : 083 357 4849 Tel: 013 766 8280 Fax: 086 544 3205 >>> Dalton Dan Gama <daltondan...@gmail.com> 09/03/2009 15:56 >>> NO i do not agree; cde find time with those people who are not affiliated with the forum and play there!! i am not being rude this is not the place for this. On Wed, Mar 4, 2009 at 5:37 PM, thulani kunene <mtkun...@gmail.com> wrote: This is really funny comrade,we can do with some lighthearted stuff. door to door maqabane singafani nalabantu be cope abashayela top On Wed, Mar 4, 2009 at 5:17 PM, Aubrey Tshabalala <aubrey.tshabal...@vodacom.co.za> wrote: -Brilliant (on the lighter note) The driver, a young black man in a n Armani suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the farmer , 'If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?' Van looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers; 'Sure, Why not?' The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany . Within mere seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data is stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the farmer and says, 'You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.' 'That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,' says Van . He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then Van says to the young man, 'Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?' ! The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, 'Okay, why not?' 'You're a Member of the elite CONGRESS OF THE PEOPLE(COPE) Party', says Van . 'Wow! That's correct,' says the yuppie, 'but how did you guess that?' 'No guessing required.', answered the farmer . 'You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cows...this is a herd of sheep. . . .Now give me back my dog. “This e-mail is sent on the Terms and Conditions that can be accessed by Clicking on this link http://www.vodacom.co.za/legal/email.jsp " --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You are subscribed. This footer can help you. Please POST your comments to yclsa-eom-forum@googlegroups.com or reply to this message. You can visit the group WEB SITE at http://groups.google.com/group/yclsa-eom-forum for different delivery options, pages, files and membership. To UNSUBSCRIBE, please email yclsa-eom-forum-unsubscr...@googlegroups.com . You don't have to put anything in the "Subject:" field. You don't have to put anything in the message part. All you have to do is to send an e-mail to this address (repeat): yclsa-eom-forum-unsubscr...@googlegroups.com . -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~--- This message and any attachments relating to official business of the Mpumalanga Provincial Government (MPG) is proprietary to the MPG and intended for the original addressee only. The message may contain information that is confidential and subject to legal privilege. Any views expressed in this message are those of the individual sender. If you receive this message in error, please notify the original sender immediately and destroy the original message. If you are not the intended recipient of this message, you are hereby notified that you must not disseminate, copy, use, distribute, or take any action in connection therewith. The MPG cannot insure that the integrity of this communication has been maintained, nor that it is free of errors, viruses, interception and / or interference. The MPG is not liable whatsoever for loss or damage resulting from the opening of this message and / or attachments and / or the use of the information contained in this message and / or attachments.