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----- Original Message ----- From: "Dragana Novakovic" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "yumetal groups" <yumetal@yahoogroups.com> Sent: Friday, September 30, 2005 00:30 Subject: [YUmetal] Predpostavljam da ovo svi imate ali meni je smesno pa citajte opet > 51 Rules for a Power Metal fan to avoid being labelled > as gay > > 1. No matter what you do, you are gay > 2. Don't enjoy ManOwar, they are gay > 3. Never go outside carrying a sword. > 4. Don't hold you sword and scream "poweeeeeer of > steeel". That is gay > 5. Do not talk about fantasy lyrics as if they belong > in metal. > 6. Do not talk about fantasy worlds. > 7. Never talk about hobbits. Hobbits are gay > 8. Do not have a band that has the word or variation > of the word Elf in it. > 9. Don't say Hail and Kill. That is quite homosexual. > 10. Avoid saying, "man that guy sure has a great > falsetto!" > 11. If most of the singers in the bands you enjoy have > voices higher than your girlfriend, you are gay > 12. Scratch that, you have no girlfriend. > 13. Do not buy a cd that has the word Dragon in it. > Dragons are not gay but you cannot push your luck. > 14. Avoid referring to Hammerfall as "the saviours", > or "the templars". > 15. Don't listen to Hammerfall more that twice a year. > Hammerfall are gay > 16. Do not live in your parents basement. > 17. Do not live with your parents. > 18. Do not ask your mother to wash your Tolkien > underwear. > 19. Try to play chords that do not sound like 2nd rate > Helloween. > 20. That's all you know? You are gay > 21. Do not go to Renaissance fairs. That is beyond gay > > 22. If you go do not wear a Peter Pan outfit. > 23. Do NOT carry your sword. > 24. If you see a maiden ask for a blowjob. > 25. Don't talk to her about ManOwar. Refer to rule 2. > 26. Do not refer to intercourse as "returning the > dragon to its lair" > 27. Scratch that. You do not have intercourse. > 28. Do not listen to faggoth. > 29. Power Metal and Faggoth combined make you a drag > queen. > 30. Do not get offended when people say that > Stratovarius sounds like Helloween. > 31. Do not write personal letters to Timo Tolkki. > 32. Avoid saying "Slays." > 33. Don't refer to Death Metal as "cookie monster > crap". > 34. If you do not like Death Metal, pretend to know > something about it. > 35. Cradle of Filth are not Death Metal. Fag! > 36. Cradle of Filth are not Black Metal. Fag! > 37. Never enjoy Cradle of Filth. See 101 Rules of > Black Metal. > 38. Don't masturbate to a picture of Yngwie Malmsteen. > > 39. Don't masturbate to a picture of ManOwar. Cretin. > 40. Don't masturbate wearing leather. > 41. Don't masturbate wearing armour. > 42. Switch hands. > 43. Avoid saying the word "Power" too often. > 44. If you have a band do not use the following words > in your song titles: Metal, False, True, Metal, Sword, > Steel, Heathen, Warrior, Metal, Kings, Battles. > 45. Try to communicate with non-metal listeners. Do > not brush them off as Posers. > 46. Do not wear frilly shirts. Leave that up to Boy > George. > 47. Never say "Heavy metal or no metal at all". In > other words, don't be gay > 48. Don't wear loin cloths. You know what's coming. > gay > 49. Don't scream "metal brother" at concerts unless > you like beatings. > 50. Don't be Dani Filth...err i mean, NEVER carry your > sword outside your house! > 51. Refer to rule 1. > > > > > __________________________________ > Yahoo! Mail - PC Magazine Editors' Choice 2005 > http://mail.yahoo.com > > > > Stay Metal, > YU Metal. > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > > > ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Life without art & music? Keep the arts alive today at Network for Good! http://us.click.yahoo.com/iuUuID/dnQLAA/n1hLAA/rzJolB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> Stay Metal, YU Metal. Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/YUmetal/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/