I am glad you like humor in between your anger. As regards the mix-up between r 
and l, not only Chinese, but also Japanese and Thais. Here is another piece of 
In Japan, you must remember to rock your car doors in a questionable 
I am a Chinaman living in Hong Kong and Singapore, so I have more freedom 
without the Party membership. Even on the China mainland, they can go on line 
freely until they say something very bad about the party. Then a 'blackout' 
occurs to their website. If they persist, the modern technology will be 
utilized to a full extent to track down the culprit. However, there is already 
much more lenience now than during the Cutural revolution. Your can see from 
the pervasive existence of the key industries imported from America: drugs, sex 
and rocknroll.
Good Luck in New Year,

--- On Tue, 30/12/08, Karin <tortiller...@yahoo.com> wrote:

From: Karin <tortiller...@yahoo.com>
Subject: [Zen] Re: A Chinese Joker
To: Zen_Forum@yahoogroups.com
Date: Tuesday, 30 December, 2008, 7:13 AM

Anthony Wu <wu...@...> wrote: China's Louis Vuiton shop in Shanghai 
will remain its brightest spot in the world.

Are you really Chinaman? So how thing go? You must be powerful member 
of party if you allowed to go on internet. Are you checking for 
others to report them??

Here Chinese joke: What does Chinaman do when he has erection?? 
Answer: Chinaman VOTE! (erection/election get it? HO!)

Why did God create men?
Cucumbers don't take out the garbage.

What is the definition of a REAL woman?
One who kick-starts her vibrator!

How do you tell if a woman is macho?
She rolls her own tampons.

What's the difference between a bunch of pygmy geniuses and a girls
track team? The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts!

What is the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball!

We need more jokes, please post! HO HO! 


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