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Q: How do you know you're in Bill!'s bookshop? A: When you ask how many book's he's got he says, "JUST THIS!". Q: How do you know you're in Bill's bookshop? A: The shop is called 'Bill, not Bill!'s, Bookshop'. Q: How do you know you're in Anthony's bookshop? A: The pages in the Tantra section are stuck together. Q: How do you know you're in JMJM's bookshop? A: The books are levitating and flower-petals are raining down from the Void. Q: How do you know you're in Edgar's bookshop? A: You don't. It's all just an illusion. Q: How do you know you're in Kris' bookshop? A: Because even when you're standing in it, he'll tell you you caught the wrong bus and got lost. Q: How do you know you're in Joe's bookshop? (00.349 - 11278.9886) + (67n +778.gh78342) = Kwatz!! Q: How do you know you're in Merle's bookshop? A:...for christ's sake!... why aren't you in church instead, huh?... i'm going for a walk!... for christ's sake!... Mike ________________________________ From: Joe <[email protected]> To: [email protected] Sent: Wednesday, 8 August 2012, 18:02 Subject: [Zen] Re: On topic Made up on the spot, free of charge, and worth every cent: Q: How do you know you're in a Retiree (Pensioner's) Bookshop? A: No "Career" section. Q: How do you know you're in a Religious bookshop? A: No "Adult" section. Q: How do you know you're in an Adult bookshop? A: No "Kids" section. Q: How do you know you're in a Children's bookshop? A: No "Self-Help" section. Q: How do you know you're in a Gay bookshop? A: The shelves are not straightened. Q: How do you know you're in a Medical bookshop? A: No "Nutrition" section. Q: How do you know you're in a Sports bookshop? A: No books on "Intellectual Property Rights". Q: How do you know you're in a Comedy bookshop? A: Funny question! --Joe > mike brown <uerusuboyo@...> wrote: > > [snip] > A: The oak tree in the garden.
