Made up on the spot, free of charge, and worth every cent:
Q: How do you know you're in a Retiree (Pensioner's) Bookshop?
A: No "Career" section.
Q: How do you know you're in a Religious bookshop?
A: No "Adult" section.
Q: How do you know you're in an Adult bookshop?
A: No "Kids" section.
Q: How do you know you're in a Children's bookshop?
A: No "Self-Help" section.
Q: How do you know you're in a Gay bookshop?
A: The shelves are not straightened.
Q: How do you know you're in a Medical bookshop?
A: No "Nutrition" section.
Q: How do you know you're in a Sports bookshop?
A: No books on "Intellectual Property Rights".
Q: How do you know you're in a Comedy bookshop?
A: Funny question!
--Joe
> mike brown <uerusuboyo@...> wrote:
>
> [snip]
> A: The oak tree in the garden.
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