Mike, You are a real genius. How do I worship you properly? Anthony
________________________________ From: mike brown <[email protected]> To: "[email protected]" <[email protected]> Sent: Thursday, 9 August 2012, 15:16 Subject: Re: [Zen] Q: How do you know... Anthony, >..as they contain detailed accounts of the actions that you can easily put it >into practice. Don't like to brag (sniff), but many of those tantric techniques made it into the books after a research team of Tibetan lamas followed me around campus on Orientation Day.. ________________________________ From: Anthony Wu <[email protected]> To: "[email protected]" <[email protected]> Sent: Thursday, 9 August 2012, 4:47 Subject: Re: [Zen] Q: How do you know... Mike, The articles are the most (I mean least) harmful than the pictures, as they contain detailed accounts of the actions that you can easily put it into practice. Anthony ________________________________ From: mike brown <[email protected]> To: "[email protected]" <[email protected]> Sent: Thursday, 9 August 2012, 8:16 Subject: Re: [Zen] Q: How do you know... Anthony, No problem. I bet you'll claim that you only read them for the articles, and not the pictures anyway, won't you?.... ; ) Mike ________________________________ From: Anthony Wu <[email protected]> To: "[email protected]" <[email protected]> Sent: Wednesday, 8 August 2012, 21:57 Subject: Re: [Zen] Q: How do you know... Q: How do you know you're in Anthony's bookshop? A: The pages in the Tantra section are stuck together. Wrong! The pages are so thick, it is impossible for the censor to stick them. ________________________________ From: mike brown <[email protected]> To: "[email protected]" <[email protected]> Sent: Thursday, 9 August 2012, 1:27 Subject: [Zen] Q: How do you know... Please feel free to add a member. Could be a new hobby! Q: How do you know you're in Bill!'s bookshop? A: When you ask how many book's he's got he says, "JUST THIS!". Q: How do you know you're in Bill's bookshop? A: The shop is called 'Bill, not Bill!'s, Bookshop'. Q: How do you know you're in Anthony's bookshop? A: The pages in the Tantra section are stuck together. Q: How do you know you're in JMJM's bookshop? A: The books are levitating and flower-petals are raining down from the Void. Q: How do you know you're in Edgar's bookshop? A: You don't. It's all just an illusion. Q: How do you know you're in Kris' bookshop? A: Because even when you're standing in it, he'll tell you you caught the wrong bus and got lost. Q: How do you know you're in Joe's bookshop? (00.349 - 11278.9886) + (67n +778.gh78342) = Kwatz!! Q: How do you know you're in Merle's bookshop? A:...for christ's sake!... why aren't you in church instead, huh?... i'm going for a walk!... for christ's sake!... Mike ________________________________ From: Joe <[email protected]> To: [email protected] Sent: Wednesday, 8 August 2012, 18:02 Subject: [Zen] Re: On topic Made up on the spot, free of charge, and worth every cent: Q: How do you know you're in a Retiree (Pensioner's) Bookshop? A: No "Career" section. Q: How do you know you're in a Religious bookshop? A: No "Adult" section. Q: How do you know you're in an Adult bookshop? A: No "Kids" section. Q: How do you know you're in a Children's bookshop? A: No "Self-Help" section. Q: How do you know you're in a Gay bookshop? A: The shelves are not straightened. Q: How do you know you're in a Medical bookshop? A: No "Nutrition" section. Q: How do you know you're in a Sports bookshop? A: No books on "Intellectual Property Rights". Q: How do you know you're in a Comedy bookshop? A: Funny question! --Joe > mike brown <uerusuboyo@...> wrote: > > [snip] > A: The oak tree in the garden.
