> 
> On Tue, 15 Oct 2002 14:49:58 -0400 Jon Spencer
> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:
> > My wife just received a letter from Church Distribution to our
> > bookstore
> > outlining the changes in their scripture lines.  There are only two
> > changes
> > to the contents of the scriptures:
> >
> > 1.  Doctrine and Covenants Section 139, the revelation on members
> > being
> > required to purchase a white minivan (paid for with cash) has been
> > added.
> > 2.  Article of Faith 14, the one that starts "We believe in
> > meetings," has
> > been added.
> 
> OK, I can LIVE with AoF #14 (actually I DO live with it <vbg>), but
> doggoneit, I just bought a RED minivan in July!!  NOW what?


Repent. I believe there's a scripture that says "Though your minivan be
as scarlet it shall be white as snow" or words to that effect. Which
sort of helps you out, but does nothing for the aquamarine minivan
crowd.

BTW, my minivan is a white Astro van and even though I don't have a
chrome ladder on it I'm still mighty happy not to be trying to drive it
around in the Washington D.C. area these days. Heaven knows if all my
taillights are working or not. Not likely.

Tom

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