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@ Jed Clampett folk art: http://www.buddyebsen.com/jed5.htm
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# Falun Gong members to be sent to slave camp. BEIJING - Thousands of Falun
  Gong followers who traveled to Beijing to protest the banning of their
  sect as an "evil religion" are likely to be sent, without trial, to a
  labor camp for up to three years. Remember that when you buy Chinese.
www.nando.net/noframes/story/0,2107,500054341-500089345-500318929-0,00.html

: Should your sect be sold into slavery? DO you like to buy products made
by slaves? If you complain about product quality, are the slaves beaten??

@ Beyond facts - Can one teach spirituality in college?
  http://www.salon.com/books/it/1999/11/05/lastyear10/index.html
@ "Priestess" Sinéad O'Connor abandons neo-Catholic celibacy vow:
  http://www.salon.com/health/sex/urge/world/1999/11/05/sinead/print.html
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# Canadian Health Officials Pull Chinese Herbal Drugs. TORONTO (Reuters)
  Canadian health authorities have pulled five Chinese herbal medicines
  from store shelves because of fears an acid-producing herb, Aristolochia,
  could cause cancer, human cell mutations and kidney failure. Bummer...
  http://news.excite.com/news/r/991107/00/science-health-herbal

# Amazon Group Wins Plant Patent Case. QUITO, Ecuador (Reuters) Amazonian
  indigenous peoples celebrated their victory over a U.S. businessman who
  patented a hallucinogenic vine that the Indians use in religious rites.
  http://news.excite.com/news/r/991107/00/science-environment-ecuador

: What's your fave ritual herb? Are you cancerous? Are you hallucinating?
Are you mutating? Do you appropriate ritual herbs? Are you cursed yet??

@ Out-of-brain experience: you are having one right now as you watch a movie
  in your head, currently starring SkeptiNews. Think of it as do-it-yourself
  virtual reality: http://www.sciam.com/1999/1199issue/1199reviews1.html
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@ ARE WE ASCENDING? If so, what are the signs? Who's helping us, and who's
  not?  So are we ascending? I'd say yes. How do we know? Simple, just look
  at the many predictions that haven't come true. By now we should have had
  a lot more earthquakes; California should have been devastated by a major
  quake. Comet Lee, named the "King of Terror" by Nostradamos, was supposed
  to wreak havoc on earth, but once again, it came & went without much ado.
  The fact that predictions are not coming true, are the signs that we are
  ascending. http://www.nibiruancouncil.com/html/ascending_article.html

: Are you ascending? Am I? Are we all? Where to? Why? If we ascend, will we
poke holes in the roof? Will the rain get in? Will everything be spoiled??

# Satellite Firm Offers Detailed Global Photos - see everything NOW!!
  http://news.excite.com/news/r/991107/00/science-space-spaceimaging
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# Science Struggles With Faith, Authority. WASHINGTON (Reuters) In 1500,
  if you wanted to know something about the world around you, it was wise
  to ask the Church, as Galileo found out to his dismay. Or did he?
  http://news.excite.com/news/r/991107/00/science-millennium-science

: Was Galileo suppressed because be was a dangerous rebel, or just because
he was an arrogant asshole? Have you read Koestler's biography? D'ya care?

@ "It's a technological solution to the nonexistence of God;
   It makes us feel like our calendars are counting something."
   Y2k, the song: http://members.aol.com/tmshaw/y2k/y2k.html
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@ Cultural/Economic Barriers to Protecting Children from Ritual Abuse & Mind
  Control. How are we to understand phenomena of ritual abuse in the 1990's?
  Throughout the Western world, increasing numbers of therapists & helping
  professionals are hearing accounts from children as young as 2 & adults
  into their 90s describe mind-numbing accounts of abuses consisting of
  sexual sadism and pornography, physical torture, and highly sophisticated
  psychological manipulation  which, taken together, we have come to refer
  to as ritual abuse. http://members.tripod.com/~Curio_5_/gould.html

: Do you engage in ritual abuse? Is it fun? Are you a member of an organized
group? Who do you abuse? Who don't you abuse? Should you be abused too? Why?
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# RITUAL SACRIFICE OF EGYPT AIR 990. A pattern of Egyptian motifs re: New
  York City - the "West Nile" virus, the "Black Madonna", the "Old Kingdom"
  artifacts display at the Met - indicates that EA990 was ritually killed.
  Numerological confirmation: http://www.enterprisemission.com/egyptair.htm

: Have you ritually sacrificed any airliners lately? Do you sexually abuse
them first? How do you have sex with an airliner? Is it self-lubricating?

@ The naked body, with the raw, primitive feelings it arouses, is
  the most difficult, unfamiliar, uncanny, and slippery of objects:
  http://www.artnet.com/magazine/features/kuspit/kuspit11-3-99.html
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1. LAW OF COMMON SENSE: Never accept a drink from a urologist.
2. LAW OF REALITY: Never fight with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
3. LAW OF SELF SACRIFICE: If you starve with a lion, the lion starves last.
4. LAW OF VOLUNTEERING: If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better
  let him lead.
5. LAW OF AVOIDING OVERSELL: When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always
  leave room for the mouse.
6. LAW OF MOTIVATION: Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
7. BOOB'S LAW: You always find something in the last place you look.
8. WEILER'S LAW: Nothing is impossible if you don't have to do it yourself.
9. LAW OF PROBABLE DISPERSAL: Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly
  distributed. COROLLARY: Big chunks always float to the top.
10. THE LAW OF VOLUNTEER LABOR: People are always available for work in
  the past tense.
11. CONWAY'S LAW: In any organization there is one person who knows what
  is going on. That person must be fired.
11a: LAW OF 1000: Any organization with more than 1000 employees will
  generate enough internal communications that it no longer needs any
  contact with the outside world.
12. IRON LAW OF DISTRIBUTION: Them that has, gets.
13. LAW OF CYBERNETIC ENTOMOLOGY: There is always one more bug.
14. LAW OF DRUNKENNESS: You can't fall off the floor.
15. HELLER'S LAW: The first myth of management is that it exists.
16. OSBORNE'S LAW: Variables won't; constants aren't.
16a: OSBORNE'S LAW, ENGINEERING COROLLARY: Interchangeable parts won't.
17. MAIN'S LAW: For every action there is an equal and opposite
  government program.
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   'VICTORY,' he cried, swooping down from above
   'VICTORY,' he sighed, as she nibbled off his head
    Ah, the power of love..."
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