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# Fringes of: Science, Faith, Paranormal, Conspiracy, Sex, Dope, Art, etc. # Confused? See the disclaimers & excuses at http://skeptilog.pitas.com/ # No chupacabras, yetis or cats were harmed while producing this bulletin. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ @ Crop Circles: http://www.sonic.net/~ric/arts/circles.jpg _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ * CHUPACABRAS! Chilean UFO & Chupacabras Update - Including the First Human Victim http://www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/updates/2002/apr/m10-008.shtml * UFOs In Oz Every Night! http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_563260.html * HAUNTED eBay Painting!!! http://castleofspirits.com/hauntedpainting.html * END of the UFO affair! http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,49881,00.html * ALIEN!! http://independent-bangladesh.com/news/apr/10/10042002ed.htm#A2 * VR GHOST Hunt - everywhere! http://ananova.com/news/story/sm_562189.html * DREAM Interpretation!! http://www.hipakistan.com/home_htmls/dreams.html Have UFOs/ghosts/chupacabras stopped bothering you lately? Are ya relieved? Are you auctioning all your haunted/damned/possessed possessions on eBay?? * UNIVERSE is filled with Earth-like planets - we can conquer & occupy them all! http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1920000/1920896.stm * DARKNESS www.space.com/scienceastronomy/astronomy/dark_matter_020410.html * ANOMALIES! Magnetic Pole Flip! http://newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?11250708 _ _ _ _ _ * ORGAN-Legging! http://www.rumormillnews.net/cgi-bin/config.pl?read=18911 * SURGEONS Call For Legalized Trade In Body Parts - illicit transplant boom challenges old taboo! http://www.independent.co.uk/story.jsp?story=282987 * BORG! TV Makes Men Hunkier! http://www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?11250954 * READ MY LIPS: No Clones! Bad! Bad!! http://www.msnbc.com/news/736822.asp * MONSTERS! http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2002/04/08/1017206310093.html Have you cloned any monsters lately? Are you a clone/monster/cyborg/hunk?? * NUKE-EM! http://washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A28866-2002Apr10.html * CONSPIRACY Theories Database: http://www.darkconspiracy.com/articles.htm * THE WHATZIT That Hit The WTC: http://thewebfairy.com/whatzit/index.html#t * RUSSIAN Neo-Nazis Attack: Indians http://rediff.com/us/2002/apr/09rus.htm * OzNazis www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,4111763%255E1702,00.html * SWEDE Nazis http://www.jpost.com/Editions/2002/04/08/News/News.46513.html Have ya nuked/elected/ignored any Nazis lately? Are neoNazis sexy? Why not? _ _ _ _ _ * ATHEIST Party! http://www.upi.com/view.cfm?StoryID=08042002-115657-7464r * HERETIC!! http://www.guardian.co.uk/religion/Story/0,2763,681128,00.html * PRIEST Favors Screwing Boys: http://www.msnbc.com/news/732931.asp?cp1=1 * BUSTED! http://freedomforum.org/templates/document.asp?documentID=16034 * CARDINAL likens abortion, euthanasia, genetics to terrorism; gimmee altar boys: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A19843-2002Apr9.html * DIVINE Dress-Up! Splurge: http://www.philly.com/mld/inquirer/2995888.htm * RAPTURE Or Rupture? Decide: http://www.eschatologytoday.net/rapture.htm Do atheists miss out on all the altarboy/rapture/sacrament/heresy fun? Have you uttered any heresies lately? Have you fucked any altarboys lately? Who? * NUKES Damnable http://www.ewtn.com/vnews/getstory.asp?number=25385 * WAR Damnable!! http://www.ewtn.com/vnews/getstory.asp?number=25306 * NUDE Madonna! Hubba! http://www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?11250220 * MADONNA Nude! 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