Brad,

How true!  I'd just like to add my observation of businesses over the last
20 years.  It seems, IMHO, that the major path to profits has become to
externalize costs.  That is to make someone else pay your costs.  You do
that you are a successfull corporation and get rewarded by the market.  It
has little to do with service or product.

Bruce

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Subject: A story (true or not)


Once upon a time there was a company that was all
gung ho and lean and mean to beat the competition
and make big profits and succeed, succeed, succeed!
Rah! Rah! Go us! Cut costs (including low level
employee salary costs, while staffing up
upper management!)! Maximize revenues! --You
know it all. Profits are the raison de etre for
business, right? And this company was all into it!

Well, one day the company held an "all hands meeting".
(Actually, the company has several of these
each year, but this was only one of them, but
they are all indistinguishable from one another.)

All the employees had to attend.  And the top
executives droned on and on -- while
smiling and looking satisfiedly into each
other's eyes when they were not seriously
lecturing to the "all hands" -- about past successes and
future challenges to be met -- ever onward and
ever harder....  There must have been nnn employees
there, all getting increasingly bored, as the
top executives kept trying between themselves to
say something more so that the meeting would
never end.  One person multiplied heads by
cost per person hour and figured the meeting
cost the company probably about $100 x nnn.

Finally, came employee recognition
time!  (No, the meeting was not
over yet!)  A couple of the top managers got
special awards for exhibiting leadership
(or, although it was called leadership,
in one case it sounded more like martyrdom).
One lowly employee thought to him or herself
that giving special awards to the top leaders
for being top leaders really didn't accomplish
anything, since the people who need to be
motivated to lead are the lower level people, and
if the top leaders aren't leading, what use are they
any way, so why reward them for doing what
they are supposed to do?

....

Of course, after more than an hour, the meeting finally
ended and everybody got to do what they had been
wanting to do for an hour -- anything else but
sitting there and wasting their time.  Because,
of course, while on the one hand,
the information the executives told
them did not include the company tactical and
strategic secrets, on the other hand, it
does not contain the details which will
focus each employee's work, either.  It's neither the
forest nor the trees -- just a kind of
fog or maybe underbrush....

And one employee thought that this showed what
the real motivation of business is: "Profits" are
used as an excuse for the top managers to do
get opportunities to preen -- to do things
like get up in front of lots of employees and
have the employees worship their [the
execs'] golden words about being lean and mean
and making profits.

Let's face it -- nobody sells anybody anything
by droning on and on and feeling smug in him or
herself about it.  If profits were *really* the
goal, the executives would have boiled it all
down and presented "the net" to the employees,
in a really intersting "hard hitting"
key facts and what they mean in
25 words or less meeting that would
have kept them on their seats' edge in rapt
attention, instead of staring off in space,
rolling their eyes, whispering to each other, etc.

And all the other material would be available
in a hierarchically organized way (like the first
sentence of a news story tells you what it's all about,
and the first sentence of each paragraph summarizes
its paragraph, etc.), on the company
Intranet.  And the leadership awards would
have gone to individuals in non-leadership
positions who took initiative far beyond their
tightly circumscribed job descriptions, and
thereby really did make money for the company
beyond what they got paid.

--

My father was a sales manager.  He was pleased
when any of his selesmen earned *more* than
he did.

\brad mccormick

--
  Let your light so shine before men,
              that they may see your good works.... (Matt 5:16)

  Prove all things; hold fast that which is good. (1 Thes 5:21)

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