[ funny jokes ] GCFL apple pie and coffee
Apple Pie and Coffee http://jokesfunny.wordpress.com/ A man had trouble with his English, so his friend taught him how to say, Apple pie and coffee, so when on the job, he could order some food at the local restaurant during his lunch hour. This was fine with our man, and he was grateful to his friend, but after several months he wanted a little more variety in his fare. His friend was glad to oblige and taught him how to say, Ham and cheese sandwich. The man proudly walked into the restaurant the next day and said to the waitress, Ham and cheese sandwich. To which the waitress responded, White, whole wheat, or rye? With shoulders sagging and the smile gone from his face, he answered back, Apple pie and coffee. Received from Don Shutters. Cheer-up! Birds have bills and they're still singing. Gwen
[ funny jokes ] School Days....
Here are some sayings from School.smile! Teacher: 'What is your name?' Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.' Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.' Student: 'My name is Sunlight. Teacher: 'What is your name?'. Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear' Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name' Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda. Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student: Gandhiji was born. Teacher: What happened in 1873? Student: Gandhiji was four years old. Teacher: What is the full form of maths? Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing? Student: BROTHERLY LOVE Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August? Student: A holiday Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? ' Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.' Teacher: How old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I am. Teacher: How is it possible? Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank) Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age? Student: 32 yrs. Teacher: How do you know? Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad. http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/
