>HI MY NAME IS MIKE AND I HAVE A METHANOL PROBLEM. > >HI MIKE! > >I first began using methanol just on the weekends. A few bottles of dry >gas here and there, just enought to make myself feel better about my >fuel usage. Then it got to be too expensive to buy methanol in little >bottles and I began to buy boxes of HEET. I drove all over town just to >save a few cents on >a case. Soon, as I began to feel better and better, and my VW ran >better and better. I am ashamed to say I even got my friends involved. >We snuck around behind seamy restaurants, liberating oil. We pretended >to have drain problems so we could buy lye. We began to just want to be >by ourselves, cooking our little batches. We egged each other on. Soon >we had quite a litle crowd. Little bottles didn't cut it anymore. One >of my buddies "knew a guy" who could get 5 gallon jugs. Suddenly life >was good again. We built bigger and better "works." We got brazen. We >drove around stinking of oil - Thai food, French Fries and peanut oil. >We started to meet the higher ups in the methanol trade. We did a deal >and scored 55 gallons. We had quite a racket going. We though we were >untouchable. > >Then it all came crashing down. There was an intervention. Nice white >men is suits explained over and over how methanol leads to the >destruction of the US economy. Good people at ExxonMobil, Shell and >Sunoco would be out of work. They explained how we were a major factor >in the collapse of the SUV industry, and the dire condition of GM and >Ford. We felt bad. > >Today I am a happy member of society. I have an SUV and heat my house >with petroleum. I drive work from the suburbs. > >Let my story be a warning to you all: One little bottel of methanol can >lead to not just your downfall, but the wholesale collapse of all we >hold dear. >The American way of life is a blessed one. Be strong against the forces >of darkness that seek to mislead you. Do not follow Keith. He is a >false prophet. >He lives on a mountain in Japan, preaching self-sufficiency. Little do >most people know he is really the head of an evil cartel that has huge >holdings in methanol, lye and vegetable oil. You have been warned! Oh, >he has also cornered the market in Phenopthalein.
It's not a false profit, how can you say such a thing? It's true that we did try to corner the market in that stuff but it didn't work because we couldn't spell it right either. Please make sure you get your facts straight next time before you start accusing innocent people of living on mountains and so on. And I don't preach self-sufficiency, all I said was I vunt to be alone. But thanks for asking people not to follow me up here at least. >Be Strong! Hmph. Best Keith >-Mike _______________________________________________ Biofuel mailing list Biofuel@sustainablelists.org http://sustainablelists.org/mailman/listinfo/biofuel_sustainablelists.org Biofuel at Journey to Forever: http://journeytoforever.org/biofuel.html Search the combined Biofuel and Biofuels-biz list archives (50,000 messages): http://www.mail-archive.com/biofuel@sustainablelists.org/
