Thanks, the best joke I read for years! Peter On Sun, Jan 22, 2012 at 9:39 PM, Alan Fletcher <a...@well.com> wrote:
> A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana/////// Bologna and he > sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For > Sale 'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in > the backyard. > > The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever > sitting there. > > 'You talk?' he asks. > > 'Yep,' the Lab replies. > > After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, > what's your story?' > > The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I > was pretty young.. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. > > > In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in > rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be > eavesdropping.' > > 'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running... > > But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting > any younger so > I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some > undercover security, > wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some > incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' > > 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.' > > The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for > the dog. > > 'Ten dollars,' the guy says. > > 'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so > cheap?' > > 'Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the yard' > > -- Dr. Peter Gluck Cluj, Romania http://egooutpeters.blogspot.com
