mfw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQBJiEiB9Os
On Thu, Oct 4, 2018 at 4:11 PM D Margaux <[email protected]> wrote: > ========================== > > CuddleBeam: > > You face two pointed fingers accusing you of breaching your attempted > pledge to be the recordkeepor of absolutely everything. > > It is abundantly clear that you have not kept records tracking absolutely > everything. Assuming your pledge is valid, you have breached it at least as > many times as there are atoms in the universe, because it is apparent that > you have not kept a record of the precise position and velocity of any > single one of them. I also take notice that you have likely failed to track > G.’s bank account balance, but that finding is not necessary for this > decision. > > I also take grateful notice of the submission of the Honourable Prime > Minister detailing the grievous damage your pledge has inflicted upon the > Agoran public. You truly have caused immense harm to the game as a whole by > frivolously clogging its judicial system and confusing its officers of > state. You are deserving of the greatest sanctions known to Agora. > > Nevertheless, Agora is a nomic of laws, not players. If your pledge is > valid, and if it imposed on you a duty to be recordkeepor of everything, > then I believe it is more likely than not that all actions in the universe > would become regulated actions under R2125. That would render it IMPOSSIBLE > to perform many previously unregulated actions—such as breathing or > eating—that are not expressly authorized by the Rules. It follows that, if > your pledge were valid, Agora would be ossified and itself rendered > IMPOSSIBLE. As a result, I deem it more likely than not that your > attempted pledge was INEFFECTIVE. > > I note that this ruling is not the last word on the effectiveness of your > pledge. A judge may determine in a CFJ that I am mistaken and that your > pledge was valid, and in that case the this Office will consider anew any > future Finger Pointed at you for the inevitable breaches of your attempted > pledge that you will commit in the coming days and weeks. > > It suffices for these purposes for me to say that I presently “believe[] > that no rules violation occurred” (Rule 2478). Accordingly, I reluctantly > announce the finger pointings to be Shenanigans. > > ====Office of the Referee====
