Year to date statistics on Airport screening from
the Department of Homeland Security:

Terrorist Plots Discovered           0

Transvestites                        133

Hernias                             1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases                    3,172

Enlarged Prostates                  8,249

Breast Implants                    59,350

Natural Blondes                      3


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