Eli .... you have topped everyone!!! ;)
On 5/15/07, Eli Schilling <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
** In regards to #7, the relative inverse is also true: Two women, who have been lifelong friends, can become bitter enemies in less than 10 minutes. I have found that its VERY important to know when this situation takes place. Inviting the wrong people to a surprise birthday party can have adverse effects on your health. Since the aforementioned event I have implemented ITSM 7 within my household. The change calendar is great for tracking custody schedules (as we have a blended family). The kids are required to submit user service requests when they want something (my wife and I are still building the service catalog). The kids are no longer allowed to complain or fight; instead they submit an incident record which gets sent to backline support for resolution. Most importantly, my wife is require to submit change requests whenever a friend's status changes; this in turn modifies the CI record in the CMDB. I always have a clear picture of whats going on :) Got a little off topic there but its getting late in the day... Cheers! P.S. The leading cause of divorce is marriage...just in case anyone was wondering. ------------------------------ *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: [EMAIL PROTECTED] *On Behalf Of *Chris Woyton *Sent:* Tuesday, May 15, 2007 2:00 PM *To:* [email protected] *Subject:* Re: OT:Humor - Top 10 Things Men Know About Women ** THE ONLY 10 Things Men (ok...I) Know About Women: 1. They don't look at the toilet seat before they sit down. 2. If it could be said in 10 words, they'll use 50. 3. They smell nicer than we do. 4. Fabric, lipstick, throw pillows, bath salts, sling-backs and decoupage (whatever the hell that is) are important to them for some reason. 5. Your wife/girlfriend's girlfriends know an uncomfortable amount about you...somehow. 6. They just know better....somehow. 7. They can talk to another woman for 10 minutes and be lifelong friends, as illustrated by strangers knowing an uncomfortable amount about you....somehow. 8. They're nice and soft sometimes and mean as hell at others and often it's impossible to tell the difference. 9. If you answer a direct question about their appearance in any way, you're in trouble...somehow. 10 If you decide to teach them a lesson for not looking at the toilet seat before sitting down and leave the plunger in there, they may decide they don't need you anymore, divorce you and hire a kid to mow the grass. And, after 10 years of marriage, that's about it. -CW -----Original Message----- *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of *Joe D'Souza *Sent:* Tuesday, May 15, 2007 1:37 PM *To:* [email protected] *Subject:* Re: OT:Humor - Top 10 Things Men Know About Women ** Few men forget anniversaries? The remaining account for a significant 0.00000001 of the male population.. That's probably an improvement from the trend 10 years ago.. -----Original Message----- *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of *Chapman, Colin *Sent:* Tuesday, May 15, 2007 4:20 PM *To:* [email protected] *Subject:* Re: OT:Humor - Top 10 Things Men Know About Women ** No one has posted "Top 10 Things Women know about Men" ? I guess #1 is "They don't understand Women" ! Colin ** ------------------------------ *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: [EMAIL PROTECTED] *On Behalf Of *Pickering, Christopher *Sent:* Tuesday, May 15, 2007 4:15 PM *To:* [email protected] *Subject:* Re: OT:Humor - Top 10 Things Men Know About Women ** How can anyone defend against the truth? C ------------------------------ *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: [EMAIL PROTECTED] *On Behalf Of *Susan Palmer *Sent:* Tuesday, May 15, 2007 3:33 PM *To:* [email protected] *Subject:* Re: OT:Humor - Top 10 Things Men Know About Women ** I notice no men are refuting the post ..... lol .... :) On 5/15/07, Gidd <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > ** 10: > 9: > 8: > 7: > 6: > 5: > 4: > 3: > 2: > 1: > > Doh !! > > > Regards…Gidd > __20060125_______________________This posting was submitted with HTML in > it___ __20060125_______________________This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ __20060125_______________________This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ __20060125_______________________This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ __20060125_______________________This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ __20060125_______________________This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ __20060125_______________________This posting was submitted with HTML in it___
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