John I once met John Major in a toilet. I waltzed in, keen to relieve myself after consuming most of a very nice bottle of wine, and found myself waiting patiently for Mr Major to relieve himself despite a number of urinals (I couldn't possibly consider relieving myself next to an ex-PM). As he went to wash his hands, I remarked "Mr Major, I never expected to meet the ex-Prime Minister of our country in the gents". He replied, "You never know, you never know".
I later met him in a more social environment. An MP was busy walking him round introducing him to people. "And this is John Baker", he said. Mr Major replied, "Indeed, we met in rather different circumstances earlier", and smiled. John _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: "Where the Answers Are"
