Erich.....you've had one to many red jelly beans methinks.

On Tue, Jan 31, 2017 at 3:28 PM, Erich Wittstock <[email protected]> wrote:

> I have been told that the next version release of dittolog will have
> substantial upgrades and features:
> The future is here!
> ..with lots of AI and even added hardware.
> Features include:
> - run a wing
> - check "all clear above and behind" - and yep, dolly and canopy check are
> included!
> - hook on
> The GFA is coming on-board and will waive the insurance bit: dittolog does
> not need to be a GFA member for insurance purposes to do the above.
> The AI is just about ready. Only waiting for GOOGLE to sort the self
> driving car "oncoming traffic swerve / baby pram" debacle. Not a biggie.
> The AI for the upcoming release will also include the missing and long
> awaited algorithm: "I care and will only be satisfied if I do a good job
> and will make sure that I will be operational with a system up-time of 100%"
>
> All dittolog hardware will have firmware with all the above features
> enabled, unlocked by default - what a bargain!
> For a small extra fee you can un-lock additional features such as:
> - help the AEF punter fill in the GFA insurance waiver (AEF's are already
> sold on the club website)
> - welcome the AEF punter at the club, offer a cool or hot drink, guide
> them to the launch site
> Buy any of the above unlocks and dittolog will even take the money of the
> AEF candidate - that's a benefit for club's without "voucher purchase" on
> their website - an absolute bargain.
>
> Although the NEXT dittolog is not far away: don't get rid of your "duty
> pilots" yet. Until then it takes at least three for a aero-tow or winch
> launch. Three pilots: tug, duty, glider.
> Our tug master has been absolutely brilliant and taught our tug pilots to
> record the rego, pilot and up-time. I know, I know.. everyone has only ten
> fingers (plus minus a few..)
>
> Bummer that RA/GA is not allowed to turn their engines off - but that's
> only a little change of wording in a few big books with missing pages.
>
> Without the initial comment on facebook we would have never had a
> discussion like this.
> (I missed the offensive remark as I am a very sporadic facebooker)
> Sometimes it hurts to have a truth pointed out.
> If nothing is ever said - nothing will change.
> But hey, everything is awesome
> <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cQgQIMlwWw>! And some like it like that.
>
>
>
>
> On Tue, Jan 31, 2017 at 3:12 PM, Mark Fisher <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> You've got me there!
>>
>> On Tue, Jan 31, 2017 at 1:46 PM, Derek <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> Dittolog ain’t gonna tow & retrieve the glider…
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> *From:* Aus-soaring [mailto:[email protected]] *On
>>> Behalf Of *Mark Fisher
>>> *Sent:* Tuesday, January 31, 2017 2:40 PM
>>>
>>> *To:* Discussion of issues relating to Soaring in Australia.
>>> *Subject:* Re: [Aus-soaring] gliding the sport
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Dittolog will fix that :)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> On Tue, Jan 31, 2017 at 1:34 PM, Matthew Scutter <
>>> [email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>> I'm baffled as to how many people are often 'needed' to run an
>>> operation. Most clubs I've visited still have one if not TWO people
>>> required to sit on the ground and log the takeoffs and landings for the
>>> whole day.
>>>
>>> Trivially avoidable by either having pilots record their own takeoff and
>>> landing times, or even whizzbang automatic solutions like dittolog.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> On Tue, Jan 31, 2017 at 2:12 PM, Derek <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>> Until envy raises its ugly head: I push and shove/ do the log/ tow the
>>> gliders all day & I don’t get paid!...
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> The fact of the matter is that gliding (except self launchers) requires
>>> a team of people to operate, unlike powered flight. It would not be cost
>>> effective.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> *From:* Aus-soaring [mailto:[email protected]] *On
>>> Behalf Of *Robert Izatt
>>> *Sent:* Tuesday, January 31, 2017 1:21 PM
>>> *To:* Discussion of issues relating to Soaring in Australia.
>>> *Subject:* Re: [Aus-soaring] gliding the sport
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Right on the money LOL and nothing like getting paid to make you realise
>>> that your labour as an instructor  has real value and that time is in fact
>>> valuable to you and the client. It doesn’t have to be sheep stations.
>>> Compensate the instructors for their expenses - getting to the field,
>>> memberships, let alone their experience. You don’t have to do it for anyone
>>> else
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
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