General le Duc Alain de Mylcandonai, OC First Army, to
Colonel le Comte Coward de Custaad, OC Dragoon Guards,
Greetings

Colonel de Custaad,

As you will doubtless be aware, as a former commander of the regiment I do
tend to keep something of a paternal eye on the Dragoon Guards. I must say
that you are certainly to be commended on your efforts to attract new
gentlemen of 'the right stuff' into the ranks. Indeed, I was shocked to see
that there are now only four gentlemen of any note within the regiment - no
doubt a consequence of Brouilles' careless stewardship.

You will recall that when Brigadier B'Staad was Colonel he instituted a
scheme whereby deserving gentlemen of limited means were bestowed with a
horse and subalterncy (paid for from the pockets of established officers
serving in the regiment). Indeed, perhaps you yourself took advantage of
this upon arriving in Paris? It is a tradition which was certainly carried
on in turn by myself, Vicomte Tournage  and Lt.General d'Erring (at least
until he fell prey to the 'mystery illness' which eventually led to his
retirement from public life - there is strong evidence to suggest that he
was actually slowly poisoned by Brouilles in order to create a vacancy in
the Colonel's chair, though this was deemed irrelevant to the charges on
which the traitor was convicted and was not, of course, brought up at the
trial). It appears, however, that like so much else this fine tradition fell
by the wayside when the traitor Brouilles succeeded to the command of the
Dragoon Guards - doubtless he could not spare the time away from attempting
to defraud the treasury, conspiring with foreign powers and kidnapping
Commission operatives which would have been necessary to administer it.

I must wholeheartedly recommend that this Dragoon Guard tradition be
reinstituted forthwith. It did wonders for morale - indeed, at the time I
myself commanded the regiment there were no fewer than _fourteen_ gentlemen
of note within the ranks (including myself) and a complete absence of any
persons of No Particular Consequence above the rank of subaltern. Should
those currently serving with the regiment lack the means to fully maintain
this scheme, I would be happy to contribute myself.

I believe that at the end of the summer you intend to review regimental
standing orders and protocol? Other than to reinstate the clause
discouraging the holding of government office so as to prevent the
regimental command structure from stagnating (which, despite my urgings, Lt
General d'Erring saw fit to dispense with) I would advise extreme caution in
this exercise. Until these regulations began to be flouted (about which the
less said the better - although the punishment meeted out to you was far
less strenuous than I believe you deserved at the time, I now consider the
matter to be closed) they were largely responsible for the incredibly high
morale and astounding successes which the regiment enjoyed as a result. I
would consider the fact that Brouilles demonstrated such a lax attitude
towards these regulations to be most telling, wouldn't you?

In finishing allow me to wish you and your men the very best of good fortune
in the course of the forthcoming campaign.

General le Duc de Mylcandonai


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