You know, whenever I read John's impeachment fairy tales about saintly Republicans
acting for the good of the nation without a shred of self-interest and shady Democrats
conspiring to thwart justice out of one-sided partisanship, if not pure evil, I have
to envision ...
Dressed in spotless white, Sheriff G.O. Party steps into the dusty street as the Stars
and Stripes billows behind him. The clouds part, and a heavenly beam of light touches
the silver star, inscribed with the words "Truth, Justice and the American Way," on
his chest. (Cue angelic choir)
Shifty-eyed outlaw Dem O'Crat, meanwhile, slinks into the road from an alleyway as an
ill wind blows. Clad all in black, he spits at the American flag and prepares to gun
the courageous marshal down from behind ... (Cue sinister music)
Patrick Sweeney
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