Ronn Blankenship wrote:
>An Afro-American woman with shortness of breath and who weighed more >than 500 lbs was dragged into the ER on a tarp by six firemen. * unpleasant couch-like findings.* Yeah, thanks a lot for this, Ron. I *WAS* going to have some breakfast this morning, but for some reason I find my appetite has dissapated. :) Note to self: Do not read mail before meals. >A 15-year old boy was coming down from crank that he had injected >into his veins with needles he had been sharing with his friends. >Concerned about this the doctor asked the boy if there was anything >he might have been doing that put him at risk for AIDS. The boy >thought for a while then said questioningly, "I've been scr*wing the >dog?" This, on the other hand, sent me off into gales of laughter. Funniest thing I've seen posted here in ages. I'll grant you, that does suggest some unpleasant realities about my maturity level, but there you have it. :) Jim ------------------------------------------------ Join Excite! - http://www.excite.com The most personalized portal on the Web!
