OK, here's one of the best jokes I've ever heard. The only problem is, you
really have to _hear_ it being told, so you kind of have to tell it to
yourself (or try it on a friend). You also have to be able to imitate a
Jewish Grandmother when you tell it (the intonation is very important), so
it may not for all of you. But, if it does work - this is one of those
jokes that kept me laughing for days afterward. So, here goes:
Say, have you heard about the new talking Jewish Grandmother doll?
When you pull its string it says, "Again with the string?!?!"
Bob
-----Original Message-----
From: Philip Arnold - ASP [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: April 12, 2001 11:01 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Give the frog a loan
Thinking of dumb jokes, along the lines of the "Two eggs in a pan, one says
'Hot in here, isn't it?', the other replies 'You wait until you get
outside - they smash your head in" type jokes... my favorite which always
gets confused looks for a few seconds until the penny drops;
2 Sausages in a Frying pan, one says to the other "Hot in here, isn't it?"
The other says...
AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH, a talking sausage!
Sorry... I know it's bad...
Or, another Penny Dropping joke...
Knock, knock,
Who's there?
An Irish Burglar (or Polish if you're American)
An I know my spelling is bad, OK?
Philip Arnold
Director
Certified ColdFusion Developer
ASP Multimedia Limited
T: +44 (0)20 8680 1133
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