"Hi-tech toilet swallows woman
By: Lester Haines
Posted: 17/04/2001 at 13:44 GMT
A 51-year-old woman was yesterday subjected to a harrowing two-hour ordeal
when she was imprisoned in a hi-tech public convenience.
Maureen Shotton, from Whitley Bay, was captured by the maverick cyberloo
during a shopping trip to Newcastle-upon-Tyne. The toilet, which boasts
state-of-the-art electronic auto-flush and door sensors, steadfastly refused
to release Maureen, and further resisted attempts by passers-by to force the
door.
Maureen was finally liberated when the fire brigade ripped the roof off the
cantankerous crapper.
Maureen's terrifying experience confirms that it is a short step from
belligerent bogs to Terminator-style cyborgs hunting down and exterminating
mankind. �"
<--is curdl up behind desk laughing
-Gel
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