More hi tech toilet goodness. (pg-13 for all you youngins out there ;)
http://www.theonion.com/onion3536/e_toilet.html
Todd
----- Original Message -----
From: "Ang�l Stewart" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Tuesday, April 17, 2001 11:53 AM
Subject: Hi Tech Toilet Swallows Woman!
| "Hi-tech toilet swallows woman
| By: Lester Haines
| Posted: 17/04/2001 at 13:44 GMT
|
|
| A 51-year-old woman was yesterday subjected to a harrowing two-hour ordeal
| when she was imprisoned in a hi-tech public convenience.
|
| Maureen Shotton, from Whitley Bay, was captured by the maverick cyberloo
| during a shopping trip to Newcastle-upon-Tyne. The toilet, which boasts
| state-of-the-art electronic auto-flush and door sensors, steadfastly
refused
| to release Maureen, and further resisted attempts by passers-by to force
the
| door.
|
| Maureen was finally liberated when the fire brigade ripped the roof off
the
| cantankerous crapper.
|
| Maureen's terrifying experience confirms that it is a short step from
| belligerent bogs to Terminator-style cyborgs hunting down and
exterminating
| mankind. �"
|
| <--is curdl up behind desk laughing
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