Thank you Howie! I felt like I was reading a transcript of CNN or something.
Anway,,here is my effort to lighten the mood:
he Top 15 Favorite Redneck Movies
15. Alabama Jones and the Last Beer Run
14. S*O*U*R*M*A*S*H
13. Thelma-Louise
12. Back to the Future IV: I'm My Own Daddy!
11. 9 1/2 Teeth
10. Three to Tango, But Two Have To Hold the Cow Steady So You Don't Get
Knocked Off The Foot Stool
9. And the Band Played Freebird
8. Three Brides for Seven Brothers
7. Dog, Ma
6. Honey, I Blew My Cousin!
5. Three Men and Ned Beatty
4. Austin Texas: The Uncle Who Shagged Me
3. Being John Deere
2. How Stella Got Her Tooth Back
and the Number 1 Favorite Redneck Movie...
1. The Green Smile
-----Original Message-----
From: Howie Hamlin [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2001 9:38 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Some levity
There's been a lot of heated political, social and religious debate here
recently (I've opted to keep my opinions to myself :-)
Anyway, to brighten up the mood, here a bit of levity:
An airplane was about to crash, and there were 5 passengers left, but only 4
parachutes. The first passenger, George W. Bush said, I
am the President of the United States, and I have a great responsibility,
being the leader of nearly 300 million people, and a
superpower, etc., and I am also the smartest president ever. So he takes the
first parachute, and jumps out of the plane.
The second passenger said, I'm Rasheed Wallace, one of the best basketball
players in the NBA, and the Portland Trailblazers need
me, so I can't afford to die. So he takes the second parachute, and leaves
the plane.
The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, said; I am the wife of the former
President of the United States, I am New York's Senator, and
I am the smartest woman in the world. So she takes the third parachute and
exits the plane.
The fourth passenger, an old man, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year old
boy scout, I am old and frail and I don't have many
years left, so as a Christian gesture and a good deed, I will sacrifice my
life and let you have the last parachute.
The boy scout said, It's okay, there's a parachute left for you. The world's
smartest president took my backpack.
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