Howie,
After a couple of days of listening to heated discussions on browsers,
napster, and operating systems here in GA (during lunch and breaks of
course), I applaud and appreciate your attempt to inject some humor here!!
*** clap, clap, clap!!!***
<grin>
E with a K
--->>|-----Original Message-----
--->>|From: Howie Hamlin [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
--->>|Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2001 9:38 AM
--->>|To: CF-Community
--->>|Subject: Some levity
--->>|
--->>|
--->>|There's been a lot of heated political, social and religious
--->>|debate here recently (I've opted to keep my opinions to myself :-)
--->>|
--->>|Anyway, to brighten up the mood, here a bit of levity:
--->>|
--->>|An airplane was about to crash, and there were 5 passengers
--->>|left, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, George W.
--->>|Bush said, I
--->>|am the President of the United States, and I have a great
--->>|responsibility, being the leader of nearly 300 million people, and a
--->>|superpower, etc., and I am also the smartest president ever.
--->>|So he takes the first parachute, and jumps out of the plane.
--->>|
--->>|The second passenger said, I'm Rasheed Wallace, one of the
--->>|best basketball players in the NBA, and the Portland Trailblazers need
--->>|me, so I can't afford to die. So he takes the second
--->>|parachute, and leaves the plane.
--->>|
--->>|The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, said; I am the wife of
--->>|the former President of the United States, I am New York's
--->>|Senator, and
--->>|I am the smartest woman in the world. So she takes the third
--->>|parachute and exits the plane.
--->>|
--->>|The fourth passenger, an old man, says to the fifth
--->>|passenger, a 10 year old boy scout, I am old and frail and I
--->>|don't have many
--->>|years left, so as a Christian gesture and a good deed, I will
--->>|sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.
--->>|
--->>|The boy scout said, It's okay, there's a parachute left for
--->>|you. The world's smartest president took my backpack.
--->>|
--->>|
--->>|
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