that is truly funny!
-paris
[finding the future in the past, passing the future in the present]
[connecting people, places and things]
-----Original Message-----
From: "Howie Hamlin" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date: Wed, 13 Jun 2001 09:38:02 -0400
Subject: Some levity
> There's been a lot of heated political, social and religious debate
> here recently (I've opted to keep my opinions to myself :-)
>
> Anyway, to brighten up the mood, here a bit of levity:
>
> An airplane was about to crash, and there were 5 passengers left, but
> only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, George W. Bush said, I
> am the President of the United States, and I have a great
> responsibility, being the leader of nearly 300 million people, and a
> superpower, etc., and I am also the smartest president ever. So he
> takes the first parachute, and jumps out of the plane.
>
> The second passenger said, I'm Rasheed Wallace, one of the best
> basketball players in the NBA, and the Portland Trailblazers need
> me, so I can't afford to die. So he takes the second parachute, and
> leaves the plane.
>
> The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, said; I am the wife of the
> former President of the United States, I am New York's Senator, and
> I am the smartest woman in the world. So she takes the third
> parachute and exits the plane.
>
> The fourth passenger, an old man, says to the fifth passenger, a 10
> year old boy scout, I am old and frail and I don't have many
> years left, so as a Christian gesture and a good deed, I will
> sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.
>
> The boy scout said, It's okay, there's a parachute left for you. The
> world's smartest president took my backpack.
>
>
>
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