political and social commentary....you'll only cause arguments :)
-----Original Message-----
From: Howie Hamlin [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: 13 June 2001 14:38
To: CF-Community
Subject: Some levity
There's been a lot of heated political, social and religious debate here
recently (I've opted to keep my opinions to myself :-)
Anyway, to brighten up the mood, here a bit of levity:
An airplane was about to crash, and there were 5 passengers left, but only 4
parachutes. The first passenger, George W. Bush said, I
am the President of the United States, and I have a great responsibility,
being the leader of nearly 300 million people, and a
superpower, etc., and I am also the smartest president ever. So he takes the
first parachute, and jumps out of the plane.
The second passenger said, I'm Rasheed Wallace, one of the best basketball
players in the NBA, and the Portland Trailblazers need
me, so I can't afford to die. So he takes the second parachute, and leaves
the plane.
The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, said; I am the wife of the former
President of the United States, I am New York's Senator, and
I am the smartest woman in the world. So she takes the third parachute and
exits the plane.
The fourth passenger, an old man, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year old
boy scout, I am old and frail and I don't have many
years left, so as a Christian gesture and a good deed, I will sacrifice my
life and let you have the last parachute.
The boy scout said, It's okay, there's a parachute left for you. The world's
smartest president took my backpack.
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