You need to be nuked, put into sensory deprivation and sent to the
ongenshpegal with black leather.
At 05:53 PM 9/20/01, you wrote:
>A few weeks ago, my cat became very lethargic. Even more than normal. I
>started to get worried so I called the vet. The vet asked if the cat was
>eating ok and I said yes. Asked if it was taking water and I said yes
>again. Enquired about digestive functions, if those were ok and I said that
>the litter box is full every day. So he suggested that I put a teaspoon of
>gas in the cats milk dish. I didn't quite get it and then he explained to
>me that they're not quite sure why it works, but it's common for cats,
>especially one that her age, 15, to get like that. This usually takes care
>of it. So later that evening, I did as the vet suggested. A few minutes
>after she finished she started running around like crazy. Climbing up
>curtains, flying up and down the stairs, and generally scaring the hell out
>of our two cocker spaniels (they're sissies anyway). After about a 5
>minutes of this, the cat, who was half way up the curtain, stopped dead in
>its tracks and fell to the ground. She was still alive but right back to
>the previous lethargic state. I called the vet back and explained what
>happened and you know what he told me? She ran out of gas!
>
>Tee-hee : )
>
>That was my joke for the day!
>
>Eagerly awaiting retribution,
>
>Michael
>----- Original Message -----
>From: "Mark Stewart" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Sent: Thursday, September 20, 2001 4:36 PM
>Subject: RE: Interesting punishment
>
>
> > Unfortunately, I don't have any kids. Do cats count? I've tried telling
> > them to go to their room, to stop scratching my furniture and to stop
> > climbing up the curtains but they just don't listen. :-)
> >
> > Mark
>
>
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