Osama bin Laden and George Bush meet up in Afghanistan for the first
round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices
three buttons on the side of Ladder's chair. They begin talking. After
about five minutes Laden presses the first button. A boxing glove
springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face. Confused,
Bush carries on talking as Laden laughs. A few minutes later the second
button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the
shin. Again Laden laughs, and again Bush carries on talking, not wanting
to put off the bigger issue of peace between the two countries. But when
the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Bush in
the privates, he's finally had enough, knowing that he can't
do much without them functioning well. "I'm going back home!" he tells
Bin Laden. "We'll finish these talks in two weeks!"
A fortnight passes and Laden flies to the United States for talks.
As the two men sit down, Laden notices three buttons on Bush's chair and
prepares himself for the Yank's revenge. They begin talking and George
presses the first button. Laden ducks, but nothing happens. Bush
snickers. A few seconds later he presses the second button. Laden jumps
up, but again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter. When the third
button is pressed, Laden jumps up again, and again nothing happens.
Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics. "Forget this," says
Laden. "I'm going back to Afghanistan!" Bush says through tears of
laughter, "What Afghanistan?"
Michael Corrigan
Programmer
Endora Digital Solutions
www.endoradigital.com
630/942-5211 x-134
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