I guess when you are a ninja, you can charge what you want. *shrug* Todd
----- Original Message ----- From: "Jacob" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, November 02, 2001 2:06 PM Subject: Re: lunch time! > $99.95 delivery fee??? > > At 01:22 PM 11/2/2001 -0500, you wrote: > >Honorable Customer-san, > > > >A friend has graciously placed an order for you > >with Ninja Burger. > > > >The following are being delivered at this very moment by our trained ninja > >delivery team: > > > > Ninja Burger x 1 @ $3.50 --> $3.50 > > Double Ninja Burger x 0 @ $5.50 --> $0.00 > > Junior Ninja Burger x 0 @ $2.00 --> $0.00 > > Samurai Chicken Sandwich x 0 @ $3.50 --> $0.00 > > French Fries of our Ancestors x 1 @ $2.50 --> $2.50 > > Onion Death Blossom x 0 @ $5.50 --> $0.00 > > Large Cola x 1 @ $1.50 --> $1.50 > > Ninja Combo Meal #1 x 0 @ $7.00 --> $0.00 > > Ninja Combo Meal #2 x 0 @ $9.00 --> $0.00 > > Ninja Little Human Meal x 0 @ $4.00 --> $0.00 > > Ninja Birthday Special x 0 @ $11.00 --> $0.00 > > Small Cola x 0 @ $0.75 --> $0.00 > > Wasabi x 1 @ $0.50 --> $0.50 > > Delivery Fee x 1 @ $99.95 --> $99.95 > > > >Your total price: $107.95 > > > >There is no need to tell us where the order is to be delivered; we already > >know where you are. > > > >To ensure your safety during the delivery process, please do not make any > >sudden movements. You may also wish to leave the doors and/or windows > >unlocked to make our delivery easier. Also, be advised that any large dogs > >or cats may need to be temporarily incapacitated by Ninja Knock-Out Powder > >to protect our ninja team during the insertion phase. > > > >Please, do not tip the ninjas. > > > >For more information on Ninja Burger, be sure to visit our website at > >www.ninjaburger.com. > > > > > >Sayonara, > > > > > >-Aenomi-san, > > Deliverator, Ninja Burger > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
