On Wed, 2 Feb 2005 16:09:45 -0500, Tony Weeg <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > i have a hard time trusting people with mustache's.... > > not sure why, maybe a person from my past that had one, that freaked > me out, as a person, and now i relate that vision to all mustachioed > people... > > actually the goat with no stache is a Van Dyke, if i remember correctly.
great..now i have to tell the joke :) A long time ago, a young man went to a talent agency saying he wanted to be in TV and movies. He read a few lines, improved a few scenes, and blew everybody away. They knew this kid would be big. His own show on TV (which was relatively new at the time). Movies...the whole 9 yards. They asked him what he wanted to be known as, and he said he wanted to use his given name, Penis van Lesbian. Everyone was appalled. For all of his talents, there's no way anybody in the industry would hire somebody named Penis van Lesbian. They begged and pleaded, and eventually the young man gave in. He did, in fact, go on to have a stellar career in TV and the movies, known as... ...you see it coming, dontcha?... ... Dick van Dyke. </cf _rimshot> -- Charlie Griefer ================================================ Marta was watching the football game with me when she said, "You know, most of these sports are based on the idea of one group protecting its territory from invasion by another group." "Yeah," I said, trying not to laugh. Girls are funny. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Purchase Flash MX Pro from House of Fusion, a Macromedia Authorized Affiliate and support the CF community. http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=57 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:145958 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
