c'mon...it's a knee-slapper i'm telling ya! :)
On Wed, 2 Feb 2005 16:26:28 -0500, Tony Weeg <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > ;) hardy har har > > On Wed, 2 Feb 2005 16:17:18 -0500, Charlie Griefer > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > On Wed, 2 Feb 2005 16:09:45 -0500, Tony Weeg <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > i have a hard time trusting people with mustache's.... > > > > > > not sure why, maybe a person from my past that had one, that freaked > > > me out, as a person, and now i relate that vision to all mustachioed > > > people... > > > > > > actually the goat with no stache is a Van Dyke, if i remember correctly. > > > > great..now i have to tell the joke :) > > > > A long time ago, a young man went to a talent agency saying he wanted > > to be in TV and movies. He read a few lines, improved a few scenes, > > and blew everybody away. They knew this kid would be big. His own > > show on TV (which was relatively new at the time). Movies...the whole > > 9 yards. > > > > They asked him what he wanted to be known as, and he said he wanted to > > use his given name, Penis van Lesbian. Everyone was appalled. For > > all of his talents, there's no way anybody in the industry would hire > > somebody named Penis van Lesbian. They begged and pleaded, and > > eventually the young man gave in. > > > > He did, in fact, go on to have a stellar career in TV and the movies, > > known as... > > > > ...you see it coming, dontcha?... > > > > ... Dick van Dyke. > > > > </cf _rimshot> > > > > -- > > Charlie Griefer > > > > ================================================ > > Marta was watching the football game with me when she said, > > "You know, most of these sports are based on the idea of one group > > protecting its territory from invasion by another group." > > "Yeah," I said, trying not to laugh. Girls are funny. > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Get help! RoboHelp http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=58 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:145964 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
