so you're saying that if I join I may actually get a certificate of good citizenship from the bushies?
By the way, who is that, Woodie Guthrie? On 1/5/06, William Bowen <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Someone I agred with in a coffeeshop is sending me a link to the page > > for the John Birch Society. That's kinda scary. Aren't they like > > extreme right-wing and if I go there will my name go into Carnivore as > > some sort of militia member? > > The John Birch Society > > Oh, we're meetin' at the courthouse at eight o'clock tonight > You just walk in the door and take the first turn to the right > Be careful when you get there, we hate to be bereft > But we're taking down the names of everybody turning left > > Oh, we're the John Birch Society, the John Birch Society > Here to save our country from a communistic plot > Join the John Birch Society, help us fill the ranks > To get this movement started we need lots of tools and cranks > > Now there's no one that we're certain the Kremlin doesn't touch > We think that Westbrook Pegler doth protest a bit too much > We only hail the hero from whom we got our name > We're not sure what he did but he's our hero just the same > > Oh, we're the John Birch Society, the John Birch Society > Socialism is the ism dismalest of all > Join the John Birch Society, there's so much to do > Have you heard they're serving vodka at the WCTU? > > Well you've heard about the agents that we've already named > Well MPA has agents that are flauntedly unashamed > We're after Rosie Clooney, we've gotten Pinkie Lee > And the day we get Red Skelton won't that be a victory > > Oh we're the John Birch Society, the John Birch Society > Norman Vincent Peale may think he's kidding us along > But the John Birch Society knows he spilled the beans > He keeps on preaching brotherhood, but we know what he means > > We'll teach you how to spot 'em in the cities or the sticks > For even Jasper Junction is just full of Bolsheviks > The CIA's subversive and so's the FCC > There's no one left but thee and we, and we're not sure of thee > > Oh, we're the John Birch Society, the John Birch Society > Here to save our country from a communistic plot > Join the John Birch Society holding off the Reds > We'll use our hand and hearts and if we must we'll use our heads > > Do you want Justice Warren for your Commissar? > Do you want Mrs. Krushchev in there with the DAR? > You cannot trust your neighbor or even next of kin > If mommie is a commie then you gotta turn her in > > Oh, we're the John Birch Society, the John Birch Society > Fighting for the right to fight the right fight for the Right > Join the John Birch Society as we're marching on > And we'll all be glad to see you when we're meeting in the John > The John, the John Birch So- ci- i- teee > > > -- > will > > > "If my life weren't funny, it would just be true; > and that would just be unacceptable." > - Carrie Fisher > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:190702 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
