I read this joke on someone's blog recently: Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of 50 pence.
Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!" Murphy replied, "Don't worry - just follow me." He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinnessand two glasses of Jamieson Whisky. Shamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!" Murphy replied, with a smile. "Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!" They downed their drinks. Murphy said, "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth." The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth pub Shamus said "Murphy - I don't think I can do any more o' this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me !" Murphy said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub." On 2/21/06, Ben Doom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Glad to be of service, O Mistress of th Lists. > > *bows* > > On that note, a word from Fozzie Bear: > Thirty days hath September, > April, June, > and my cousin Irving > Who gets out on Thursday. > wakka wakka! > > --Ben > > Judith Dinowitz wrote: > > I really enjoyed Michael's and Ben's exchange on this list about Office > > Max, trees, axes and deloreans. It gave me a laugh.. That's when I realized > > what's been missing lately on this list: humor. > > > > Come on, guys... I want to see more of that humorous element creep in here. > > We can't all be only interested in serious political topics and rants > > against the government and extremist muslims. > > > > :) Laugh a little! Life was meant to be fun, no matter what troubles come > > to roost. > > > > Judith > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:197644 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
