Two twenty-something's are on their first date. He's cruising down the road when she leans over and whispers in his ear: "Speed turns me on". He thinks for a second and replies: "If I get this baby over 100, will you get naked?" "Oh yeah" she replies. So he gets up over 100, and sure enough, she strips it all off. He's so entranced with her he misses a curve, slams into a tree. She flies through the windshield. After awhile she comes too and starts looking for her boyfriend. Eventually she finds him still strapped into the car. "I'm stuck in here! You have to go into town and get help!" he says. "But i'm completely naked!" she replies. "Here, take one of my shoes and cover your private area. I'm dying here!" So she takes one of his shoes, covers her private area, and heads into town. She comes to an all night gas station and approaches the intrigued attendant. "Sir, please, you have to help me...there's been a terrible accident and my boyfriend is stuck!" The attendant looks down at the shoe, and says: "Lady, he's way too far in there for me to do anything about it"
>I really enjoyed Michael's and Ben's exchange on this list about Office >Max, trees, axes and deloreans. It gave me a laugh.. That's when I realized >what's been missing lately on this list: humor. > > Come on, guys... I want to see more of that humorous element creep in > here. We can't all be only interested in serious political topics and > rants against the government and extremist muslims. > > :) Laugh a little! Life was meant to be fun, no matter what troubles come > to roost. > > Judith > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:197648 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
