4th grader comes home from school and tells his mother that he had sex with his teacher. The mother is somewhat taken aback and sends him to talk to his father. He tells his father who says, "way to go, son! let's go buy you a new bicycle!".
They go down to the bike store, pick out a bike, and as they're walking it out the door the father asks if the son would like to ride it home. "No thanks," the kid says, "My ass is still kinda sore". On 2/21/06, Ben Doom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?" > > Charlie Griefer wrote: > > 1000 lemmings walk into a bar. > > > > *whap*whap*whap*whap*whap*whap*whap*whap*whap*whap*whap*... > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:197652 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
