Bwahaha......welp, got bad news from the East Coast Farm System (aka Kansas 
City). Our most talented young pitcher just left camp indefinitely because 
he's a head case. Zack Greinke. Yep, the same Greinke who lost a major 
league leading 16 games last year. Don't let that fool you though, the kid 
has supreme potential.

We are actually grooming your next center fielder as we speak. The Royals 
player of the year last year was CF David Dejesus. He hit around .290 and 
played solid defense in only his second full year of service. Oh, and we've 
got a stockpile of young stud third basemen all of a sudden. Remember these 
names: Mark Teahan, Billy Butler, Alex Gordon. One of these three will be 
hitting 30+ homers for your favorite team some time down the road.


>A while back, I was gonna make up some black t-shirts with a cartoon
> rendering of Johnny Damon's head with a cartoon bubble that said:  "I,
> um, suck".  Never got around to it, though.  Nobody would understand it,
> unless they had heard JD do an interview and stutter and stammer his way
> through it.
>
> So, G, who's the hot prospect this year in the KC Royals system?
> Anybody that you're breeding for the Yanks, Mets, Sox, or Angels to
> steal away for a few mil more next year?  :)
>
> G wrote:
>> I agree with anyone who thinks Damon is a money grubbing, snobbish,
>> superficial ass clown with no allegiance to anyone or anything, including
>> his self respect.
>>
>> Problem is, he's a damn good baseball player...and in that aspect, I 
>> think
>> you guys might be a little bit let down by Coco. He's solid, but he's not
>> exceptional.
>>
>>
>>> Brian Simmons wrote:
>>>  And of course, I
>>>> wanna hear everything the great Coco Crisp and Josh Beckett have to 
>>>> say,
>>>> and wanna hear everything the weasel Johnny Damon has to say so I can
>>>> mock him. :)
>>> Brian, me thinks you and I are going to get along just fine.  :)  The
>>> "other" Brian prolly agrees.
>>>
>>> Ray
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>
> 

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