Much of the list seems to be obvious right-wing BS and good reasons to dislike and avoid the people who wrote it. Lots of non-sequiturs, several instances of blatant and afaik unsubstantiated character assassination, and complete ignorance to similar offenses by republicans.
> 20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party > funding by the Chinese government is somehow in the best > interest to the United States. But it's perfectly fine for Republicans to attempt to skew voting (at least statistically if not practically) by giving immigrants voter registration cards that are pre-selected "republican". Or for Bush to tell priests, ministers and pastors throughout the US tell all their congregations to vote republican (because of course nobody gives any greater credence to their priest than the average joe). Fnckers. > I though some of these were rather amusing. SOme of them I > disagree with mind you, but the list seemed worth passing > on. My apologies if it's been circulating forever - I > haven't seen it before but maybe I am not on the right > lists for that. > Dana > 21 Ways to be a good Democrat > 1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support > abortion on demand. > 2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression > and governments create prosperity. > 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of > law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. > nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iranian Islamic > fundamentalists and North Korean communists. > 4. You have to believe that there was no art before > Federal funding. > 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less > affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's > climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's. > 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial > but being homosexual is natural. > 7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a > lack of federal funding. > 8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't > teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to > teach those same kids about sex. > 9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about > nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of > San Francisco do. > 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important > than actually doing something to earn it. > 11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million > of his own money to make The Passion Of The Christ for > financial gain only. > 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports > certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good > because it supports certain parts of the Constitution. > 13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM > fees are too high. > 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria > Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas > Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison. > 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are > racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not. > 16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and > is a very nice person. > 17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism > hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the > right people haven't been in charge. > 18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth > belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in > the White House. > 19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying > guys in drag, transvestites, bestiality and pedophilia > should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at > Christmas should be illegal. > 20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party > funding by the Chinese government is somehow in the best > interest to the United States. > 21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a > vast, right wing conspiracy and that people will forward > it to their friends. s. isaac dealey 434.293.6201 new epoch : isn't it time for a change? add features without fixtures with the onTap open source framework http://www.fusiontap.com http://coldfusion.sys-con.com/author/4806Dealey.htm ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:200684 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
