I always use the JCVD style of fighting whenever I get acosted on the street. What's JCVD you might ask? It's the Jean-Claude Van Damme style of fighting.
First and foremost, you must look ambiguosly gay. This confuses your opponent as to what factor he should be afraid of you for. Secondly, you must find some parallel bars onto which you do the splits and hold yourself there while you pretend to pray to some far off god. Thirdly, you talk with a heavy accent so that your attacker must keep asking "What did you say?" If they do this enough times, the jaw muscles will eventually tire and hey, that's one less thing you'll have to worry about. If anyone's interested, I'll be opening up a school soon. On 7/10/06, Scott Stewart <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > I think if you only stick to one style you're dead meat on the street. > You're speaking exactly to the ATA mindset. I've never heard a WTF > instructor claim that Taekwondo is the only thing you need to defend > yourself. > > Our self defense curriculum is based in Taekwondo, Hapkido, and Muay Thai. I > can guarantee that I can defend myself on the street. I've done it before > and I can do it again if I have to. > > Just as a note: WTF Taekwondo teaches full contact sparring, not point > fighting, point fighting techniques will get you nowhere on the street. > > BTW: Robert what style and rank are you? > > Scott Stewart > > ColdFusion Developer/Administrator > > GlobalNet Services, Inc. > > www.gnsi.com > > 301-770-9610 x358 (Voice) > > 301-770-9611 (Fax) > > > > The information contained in this message may be privileged, confidential, > and protected from disclosure. If the reader of this message is not the > intended recipient, or any employee or agent responsible for delivering this > message to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any > dissemination, distribution, or copying of this communication is strictly > prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please notify > us immediately by replying to the message and deleting it from your > computer. > > > -----Original Message----- > From: Robert Everland III [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Monday, July 10, 2006 10:47 AM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Re: Martial Arts Schools was: blogfusion.com > > I think all of Tae Kwon Do is a scam in the fact that it makes you think you > can defend yourself on the street. I have not seen a fighter trained in Tae > Kwon Do compete in any of the cage fighting circuits, cage fighting which > for the most part (minus the rules) mimics what will happen if you do get > caught up in a real fight. Taw Kwon Do is more of a stand up fighting where > other styles such as Akido, Kenpo, or Jujitsu are for closer quarters and > or on the ground fighting. I think if you ever have to fight an experienced > fighter on the street you may be in for a rude awakening if you have only > learned Taw Kwon Do. > > > > Bob > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Introducing the Fusion Authority Quarterly Update. 80 pages of hard-hitting, up-to-date ColdFusion information by your peers, delivered to your door four times a year. http://www.fusionauthority.com/quarterly Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/message.cfm/forumid:5/messageid:210866 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
