>Anyone else working late on a Friday nite? > >It blows to be still sitting at your desk still working @ 10:30. Fnck I need >a life! > >Some post a good joke?!?
Not working on work related stuff, but trying some new stuff. As for jokes, An evangelist and a pastor are out hunting, when suddenly, out of nowhere, a grizzly bear appears. They sprint back to their hut as fast as they can, with the bear in close pursuit. The evangelist gets there first and pulls open the door. The pastor goes hurtling inside with the bear right behind, whereupon the evangelist slams the door shut from the outside. There is an anguished cry as the pastor screams "What are you doing?" To which the evangelist replies: "I just bring them in - once they're inside, they're your responsibility!" -- Ten Commandments for Stress Free Programming 1. Thou shalt not worry about bugs. Bugs in your software are actually special features. 2. Thou shalt not fix abort conditions. Your user has a better chance of winning state lottery than getting the same abort again. 3. Thou shalt not handle errors. Error handing was meant for error prone people, neither you or your users are error prone. 4. Thou shalt not restrict users. Don't do any editing, let the user input anything, anywhere, anytime. That is being very user friendly. 5. Thou shalt not optimize. Your users are very thankful to get the information, they don't worry about speed and efficiency. 6.Thou shalt not provide help. If your users can not figure out themselves how to use your software than they are too dumb to deserve the benefits of your software anyway. 7. Thou shalt not document. Documentation only comes in handy for making future modifications. You made the software perfect the first time, it will never need modifications. 8. Thou shalt not hurry. Only the cute and the mighty should get the program by deadline. 9. Thou shalt not revise. Your interpretation of specs was right, you know the users' requirements better than them. 10. Thou shalt not share. If other programmers needed some of your code, they should have written it themselves. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;192386516;25150098;k Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:260685 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
