> As you are Mr. Tibbles press secretary, is there any truth to the > rumors > that Mr. Tibbles has accepted unusually large campaign donations from > certain un-named cat food companies?
THIS IS AN INSULT AND AN OUTRAGE! Do you have something against mixed-breed cats, Mr. Stewart? I thought America was mostly past this kind of thinking, but apparently Mr. Stewart is more comfortable with his "old world ways" that the rest of us have shrugged off. It's not enough that you are a feline racist who focuses all his hate on one innocent kitten -- recently wounded in combat, mind you -- it's that you turn a blind eye to the *DOGS* who regularly enjoy treats from the dog food companies: kibbles AS WELL AS bits, bones, chewy treats so large that cats are entirely prevented from enjoying them, and swanky trips to the Caribbean in Alpo's private Gulfstream V, where sources tell me the canine flight attendants are not only underage, they aren't even spayed. This is *despicable*. So before you go asking about whether Tibbles did this or Tibbles did that, why don't you and your racist redneck cronies turn the spotlight on your own selves and the dogs you serve. We'll see you at the debate, sir. Respectfully, Adam Phillip Churvis President Productivity Enhancement ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;203748912;27390454;j Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:270391 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5
