man you guys are on a roll today

lmao, need it thanks :)

Scott Stewart wrote:
> Sir, before you continue in this direction, understand that our campaign 
> has dogs, cats and ferrets in our employ, to refer to us as racist (the 
> proper term is specieist) is simply untrue and slanderous to our 
> organization. In all cases both pure bred and mixed are under our umbrella.
> 
> Our candidate, Mr MacGregor and his running mate Mr. Finnegan, have 
> documented all of the monies received as contributions and are willing 
> to exhibit all receipts and accounting information. In which you will 
> find that we have never taken any money from Alpo or any other "Big Pet 
> Food" manufacturers.
> 
> As to any supposed antics on the Carribean good will tour, they are 
> simply false, we maintain that we were in the Carribean visting various 
> no kill shelters, and checking on the status of various pro rescue 
> legislation, there was no tawdry butt sniffing or humping, period.
> 
> By the way, Mister Churvis, please inform your candidate that the front 
> door of our Raleigh, NC office is not a personal litter box, and the 
> hairballs left there were not appreciated..
> 
> Adam Churvis wrote:
>>> As you are Mr. Tibbles press secretary, is there any truth to the
>>> rumors
>>> that Mr. Tibbles has accepted unusually large campaign donations from
>>> certain un-named cat food companies?
>>>     
>> THIS IS AN INSULT AND AN OUTRAGE!
>>
>> Do you have something against mixed-breed cats, Mr. Stewart?  I thought
>> America was mostly past this kind of thinking, but apparently Mr. Stewart is
>> more comfortable with his "old world ways" that the rest of us have shrugged
>> off.
>>
>> It's not enough that you are a feline racist who focuses all his hate on one
>> innocent kitten -- recently wounded in combat, mind you -- it's that you
>> turn a blind eye to the *DOGS* who regularly enjoy treats from the dog food
>> companies: kibbles AS WELL AS bits, bones, chewy treats so large that cats
>> are entirely prevented from enjoying them, and swanky trips to the Caribbean
>> in Alpo's private Gulfstream V, where sources tell me the canine flight
>> attendants are not only underage, they aren't even spayed.  This is
>> *despicable*.
>>
>> So before you go asking about whether Tibbles did this or Tibbles did that,
>> why don't you and your racist redneck cronies turn the spotlight on your own
>> selves and the dogs you serve.
>>
>> We'll see you at the debate, sir.
>>
>> Respectfully,
>>
>> Adam Phillip Churvis 
>> President
>> Productivity Enhancement
>>
>>
>>
>>
> 
> 

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