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Scott Stewart wrote: > Sir, before you continue in this direction, understand that our campaign > has dogs, cats and ferrets in our employ, to refer to us as racist (the > proper term is specieist) is simply untrue and slanderous to our > organization. In all cases both pure bred and mixed are under our umbrella. > > Our candidate, Mr MacGregor and his running mate Mr. Finnegan, have > documented all of the monies received as contributions and are willing > to exhibit all receipts and accounting information. In which you will > find that we have never taken any money from Alpo or any other "Big Pet > Food" manufacturers. > > As to any supposed antics on the Carribean good will tour, they are > simply false, we maintain that we were in the Carribean visting various > no kill shelters, and checking on the status of various pro rescue > legislation, there was no tawdry butt sniffing or humping, period. > > By the way, Mister Churvis, please inform your candidate that the front > door of our Raleigh, NC office is not a personal litter box, and the > hairballs left there were not appreciated.. > > Adam Churvis wrote: >>> As you are Mr. Tibbles press secretary, is there any truth to the >>> rumors >>> that Mr. Tibbles has accepted unusually large campaign donations from >>> certain un-named cat food companies? >>> >> THIS IS AN INSULT AND AN OUTRAGE! >> >> Do you have something against mixed-breed cats, Mr. Stewart? I thought >> America was mostly past this kind of thinking, but apparently Mr. Stewart is >> more comfortable with his "old world ways" that the rest of us have shrugged >> off. >> >> It's not enough that you are a feline racist who focuses all his hate on one >> innocent kitten -- recently wounded in combat, mind you -- it's that you >> turn a blind eye to the *DOGS* who regularly enjoy treats from the dog food >> companies: kibbles AS WELL AS bits, bones, chewy treats so large that cats >> are entirely prevented from enjoying them, and swanky trips to the Caribbean >> in Alpo's private Gulfstream V, where sources tell me the canine flight >> attendants are not only underage, they aren't even spayed. This is >> *despicable*. >> >> So before you go asking about whether Tibbles did this or Tibbles did that, >> why don't you and your racist redneck cronies turn the spotlight on your own >> selves and the dogs you serve. >> >> We'll see you at the debate, sir. >> >> Respectfully, >> >> Adam Phillip Churvis >> President >> Productivity Enhancement >> >> >> >> > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;203748912;27390454;j Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:270397 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
