Sir, before you continue in this direction, understand that our campaign has dogs, cats and ferrets in our employ, to refer to us as racist (the proper term is specieist) is simply untrue and slanderous to our organization. In all cases both pure bred and mixed are under our umbrella.
Our candidate, Mr MacGregor and his running mate Mr. Finnegan, have documented all of the monies received as contributions and are willing to exhibit all receipts and accounting information. In which you will find that we have never taken any money from Alpo or any other "Big Pet Food" manufacturers. As to any supposed antics on the Carribean good will tour, they are simply false, we maintain that we were in the Carribean visting various no kill shelters, and checking on the status of various pro rescue legislation, there was no tawdry butt sniffing or humping, period. By the way, Mister Churvis, please inform your candidate that the front door of our Raleigh, NC office is not a personal litter box, and the hairballs left there were not appreciated.. Adam Churvis wrote: >> As you are Mr. Tibbles press secretary, is there any truth to the >> rumors >> that Mr. Tibbles has accepted unusually large campaign donations from >> certain un-named cat food companies? >> > > THIS IS AN INSULT AND AN OUTRAGE! > > Do you have something against mixed-breed cats, Mr. Stewart? I thought > America was mostly past this kind of thinking, but apparently Mr. Stewart is > more comfortable with his "old world ways" that the rest of us have shrugged > off. > > It's not enough that you are a feline racist who focuses all his hate on one > innocent kitten -- recently wounded in combat, mind you -- it's that you > turn a blind eye to the *DOGS* who regularly enjoy treats from the dog food > companies: kibbles AS WELL AS bits, bones, chewy treats so large that cats > are entirely prevented from enjoying them, and swanky trips to the Caribbean > in Alpo's private Gulfstream V, where sources tell me the canine flight > attendants are not only underage, they aren't even spayed. This is > *despicable*. > > So before you go asking about whether Tibbles did this or Tibbles did that, > why don't you and your racist redneck cronies turn the spotlight on your own > selves and the dogs you serve. > > We'll see you at the debate, sir. > > Respectfully, > > Adam Phillip Churvis > President > Productivity Enhancement > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;203748912;27390454;j Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:270396 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
